Listorus

Originated from the name "Ms. Lister", an obscenly obese teacher of both the Latin and German languages in the state of Connecticut, Listorus may be used to describe an unnaturally old, monsterish, fat teacher or higher authority.

Ms. Fatssapotomus: "Alex, will you be a dear and run these papers down to the office? I can't support my own weight, so I'd have to sit down on a wheel chair if I wanted to move my curdeling, milky cheeks."

Alex: "Sure." *walks away*

Alex: *halfway out the door* "Fuckin' Listorus"

by Persephone's Vacuum January 21, 2005

litong

A really sweet girl. She’s really cute, caring, and liked by everyone. She’s just about the most amazing girl u can meet in your life.
She love music, and life in general, and is always ready to try out new thing. She doesn’t know what fear is, and is never scared of getting out of her comfort zone.

Person A: do u know Litong?
Person B: hella yeah, I fucking love her!

by SAM-7AA October 30, 2018

Litpost

A group of people who are purposely vague in order to seek attention or so they can sound smarter than the person they are talking to by explaining a simple concept further

Not asking about other people's problems and constantly exaggerating

A: "Ow I hurt my arm"
B: "Hmm" or "Nice"
A: "Stop being a Litpost-er and being so vague so you can get more attention and help me"

or

A: "OMG this character just did this in a tv show"
B: "Just tell us what they did and stop begging for replies"

by YOURMOMISYOURMOM May 9, 2021

Lito

Nickname for any cool motherfucker thats below 6ft tall. Normally has good hair and is of African American or Spanish decent, Is a Facebook God.

Girl 1: Who's that?

Girl 2 : Oh thats Lito.

Girl 1: Oh ,my god i wanna fuck his brains out.

by DaMethGod January 14, 2011

litlol

Instant Messaging shorthand for "literally laughing out loud". Not to be used lightly, this is only for when you truly blurt out a laugh while IM'ing.

Matty: Why the hell did they kick the bartender with the nice rack off "Survivor" last night? What the hell?!

Jonny: I know, lame.

Matty: It's the saddest I've been all year.

Jonny: litlol!

by Jonny Greber February 21, 2009

lipton

Good mother fuckin' ice tea.

Spence: Eh Yo', I'm drinking Lipton's, what you drinkin B?
Pete: Nestea...
Spence: FUCK YOU!

by Splancer September 22, 2006

Linton

- linton is a cool all round going guy.
- sooper nice.
- so sexy.
- really funny and can seduce people like a greek god.
- gets chicks.
- likes to experiment.
- people wish and dream about him.

wish i was linton

by elephant123456smaller July 7, 2011