string-a-ling

The goo-string that drips off a flaccid, but recently relieved penis(ding-a-ling)

I had a 8" string-a-ling dripping off my ding-a-ling, until it stuck itself to my leg.

by URNtrouble July 7, 2012

ding a ling

1) Penis. Originally emerged in American black popular music, first made known to a wider audience by Chuck Berry in the song "My Ding a Ling".

2) Pejorative term suggesting stupidity.

1) "Y'all must be playin' with your own ding a ling!" Chuck Berry

2) So he tried for four hours to charge his laptop, and then realized that he hadn't installed the battery.

by balbulican July 16, 2004

ding-a-ling

another name for the boys private area. this is another word for the penis.

the little boy was withering on the ground because, his ding-a-ling got hurt by the baseball.

by feughehughau April 18, 2008

Ling Ling

A character made up by two Asian YouTubers, Twosetviolin. The ultimate musician who was born a genius. He has an abusive mother who if he doesn't practice will king pao his chicken or ma pao his tofu. Ling Ling practices 40 hours a day, and he's always better then you. He won the Menuhin competition at 5. Ling Ling can play every instrument, but he never plays the viola. Ling Ling does not have an audition, the orchestra auditions for Ling Ling.

Person1: look I'm getting better at violin!
Person2: you're not Ling Ling yet go practice 40 hours.

Tiger mom: your intonation is terrible, your rithm is trash go practice more, or I kung pao your chicken! Look at Ling Ling he practices 40 hours a day and he won the Menuhin competition alredy.!

by Zenki920 March 6, 2020

Dean Ding-A-Ling

Dean Ding-A-Ling is the professional pseudonym used by 20-inch penis porn pioneer Brandon Dean.

Hey guys, I just picked the latest DVD starring Dean Ding-A-Ling called "Dean Dong." Just take a look at the back cover of this thang. DAYUM!

by Bobby Sox May 15, 2005

Dung-a-ling

The act of having to take a dump, mid-phone conversation.

I totally pulled a Dung-a-ling when Joe P called to talk to me about the play-off tickets.

She was telling me how much she loves me on the phone- meanwhile, I was secretly pulling off a Dung-a-ling.

by mermaid72 January 4, 2010

Ling Ling

A (generally Asian) student who overachieves, winning awards, and is ostensibly better than you in every way, especially when used in a direct comparison.

Parent: "Why you no work harder! Ling Ling de mother told me when we play Mahjong, he practice violin 40 hour every day! How you my son, always lose second to Ling Ling?"

by Sitbear August 4, 2018