Lingerie Bowl

Futile publicity stunt that took place during half-time of Super Bowl XXXVIII where half naked women *tried* to play football. I downloaded this "game" a couple days ago and it was absolutely pitiful, imagine paying $29.95 to watch that piece of shit?!?!

Final Score: Team Dream 6
Team Euphoria 0

Woot Woot!

But seriously:
Worst...softcore porn....ever...

Random Guy 1: So are we gonna order the Lingerie Bowl?
Random Guy 2: Of course, dude, it's not like we'll see any skin during the half-time show...

*30 minutes later*

Random Guy 2: Fuck...

by Agra April 2, 2004

Binderize

To take sheets of hole-punched paper and put them in a binder

Darryl loves to binderize after a long day of sorting intervention forms

by binder-god June 5, 2013

Linewize

If GoGuardian isn't blocking this website, Linewize is. Linewize is a firewall that brings you to North Korea, and limits you r access to websites. I tried to play Bloons TD5, and Linewize blocked me. I want to bomb the HQ. It's in San Diego.

What the hell is wrong with Bloons TD5, LInewize?

by i hate you with rainbows March 2, 2023

Cock and Ball Lingerie

Cock and ball lingerie or CBL, is a sexual activity involving the application of lacing and/or leather to the penis and/or testicles. This may involve directly lewd lingeries, such as cock corset, balls bra, balls suspenders, Frilly bell end, cock socks, furry coats, testicle gloves, testicle high socks, leather shaft braces, shaft garter belts and ball glamour.

Person 1: Look at her, she got a fancy futa cock
Person 2: I know she got some Cock and Ball Lingerie

by Bigboenergy June 14, 2020

Tinderize

v. To beat your meat while swiping right.

It's late, time to Tinderize and call it a night

by JusDay April 20, 2016

Tinderize

Tinderize: verb (used within tinder) tin·der·ized, ten·der·iz·ing.
Definition

1.) The process of getting mind raped with intelligent words from an attractive individual over the tinder app.

James can tinderize me any day of the week.

by Swaggernometry August 20, 2013

Linderie

Pronounced (laun-du-RAY)

This is what women's clothing becomes once they have co-habitated with a man. Satin, silk, and lace, have a tendency to morph into cotton, flannel, and terry cloth.

Where the lingerie goes, I have no idea; so I'm thinking there's some sort of a fabric version of a reverse Midas Touch thing going on.

When I used to visit her apartment, she used to have a lot of lingerie, but now that I've moved in all I ever see is linderie.

by Atomic Honey November 14, 2010