Limpie

To have a semi hard penis. With a limpie you can swing your phallic in numerous of ways, such as a windmill, merry go-around, the upside down tornado, the cheeky monkey, the contour animal, the backward butterfly, the self-indulgent fatty, and finally the nippy drizzler.

Brigit "i love limpies!"
Jack "oooh me too! they are the best"
Brigit" uuuuuuuuuh?"

by lunchgroup May 10, 2011

clit limpet

where one gets a seal between ones upper lips and her lower lips

oh my lord I can't believe it. She's such a dirty clit limpet!

by tom roberts June 19, 2004

limpet

type of hugging or bodily contact that resembles a Limpet in its strength of attachment.

"I hadn't seen Cheryl in two months and when I came back she Limpeted me."

"Miriam? Yeah we get on really well, she's my limpet."

by DC January 13, 2005

Limpsesgent

A thing that could, would and will steal your bitch (if you have one, which is very doubtful) No matter the situation

Person 1: Yo who's that guy over there
Person 2: I don't know but he's stealing your bitch
Person 3: Man what a Limpsesgent
Person 1 and 2: Shut up Jacob

by Youlookingfinemydude June 24, 2022

dick limper

Something that makes your hard dick go limp.

Seeing your mom naked is a real dick limper.

by Rand McPulls May 23, 2016

lipless pussy

vagina lacking in inner lips

did you see that lipless pussy? it looked like a black hole!

by sstarr November 19, 2011

chin limpet

The most derogatory possible epithet for a beard.

Soul patch?! More like chin limpet!

He took No-Shave November to heart, but all he has to show for it is this awful chin limpet.

by Ladybort December 1, 2009