hetero-lifemate

your closest friend of the same sex, the person you'd be with if you were both homosexual.

*on the phone*

jack: "i miss you man, when are you coming home?"

phil: "next thursday...only 5 more days!"

jack: "i can't wait to see ya bro, i have so much to tell you...you've really been missin' out!"

phil: "i love you, man!"

jack: "i love you too, bro!"

*off the phone*

tina: "man, if i didn't know any better, i'd think you two were gay together!"

jack: "shut up! he's just my best friend, my bro, leave me alone!"

tina: "don't get so deffensive...i know you two are just hetero-lifemates."

by girl7 December 8, 2006

Lineman

Like electricians.....but with balls!

I lost my wife to that lineman down the street

by CacheRedneck June 12, 2020

liketationship

when one person like someone and the other does too but doesn't know it

"yeah bob and susan had a liketationship for a while but then bob confessed his love"

by sydneymeows September 17, 2017

Lineman

(Noun) A guy who remains sober enough to prevent his friend from sleeping with an ugly or dirty girl while his friend is shitfaced.

"Man, I can't believe I almost hit that! Good thing I had my lineman, Joey, to keep me out of trouble."

by McCrapper March 25, 2013

likeaholic

an unhealthy addiction to clicking facebook's "like" button on every group he/she believe is funny or relates to their lives

*looking at the News Feed*

Friend likes Screw a Wish...I could really use a drink right now. on (●̮̮̃•̃).
29 minutes ago · Like

See 20 more posts from Friend

.....wow their a likeaholic

by thatguy1000000 August 3, 2010

LIKEFAG

1.Any Facebook page deemed "Teen (x)" . Usually containing content in the forms of "1 like = 1 X" , "like for x , ignore for y " etcetera . These pages often fabricate information in order to recieve likes and become popular .
2.Any person , usually female on Facebook saying they are ugly , or saying "she thinks she's ugly , like this if you think my friend is beautiful "

*NOTE : Your friends may like these pages ; they should be reported immediately , also simply comment #LIKEFAG on their posts , it'll help.

"My friend says she's going to kill herself in a facebook post , what should I do" "NOTHING ! She's just another fucking likefag"

"Like the post or you'll die at 1:00 am " "Oh my god i'm gonna d-no this is stupid ."

by AnonInfinity September 7, 2013

lifemare

lifemare (noun): another word for a human life, especially when the life is bad enough to be mistaken for a nightmare.

Jim was exhausted by his lifemare; it seemed the odds were always against him and he never got a stroke of luck.

by citygirlkris August 11, 2009