hooked up like a dumptruck 

to get a lot more than you pay for or expect due to the kindness of someone else looking out for you.

Bono- " did you get that dime bag?"

Me- " yeah, it's hooked up like a dumptruck"

Bono- " holy crap that's the fattest dime bag i've ever seen!"

hooked up like a dumptruck by randyseyecandies September 14, 2010

wound up like a 10 day clock 

To be overly excited about something.

Are you ready to do a show? Hell yeah! I'm wound up like a 10 day clock!

wound up like a 10 day clock by Holla1041 January 10, 2017

Racked-up like a Badger

1. A huge bar tab that has been left to over-run out of control, unbeknown to the original owner of the tab.

2. Someone who has over indulged in cocaine, causing them to slur like a paraplegic.

(Influenced by the Badger in the movie "It's All Gone Pete Tong")

"Did you see Ed's face last night? bloody hell he was racked-up like a badger."

"Paul you better get down here, I've just checked the bar tab and its racked-up like a badger."

Racked-up like a Badger by 15minsoflame August 18, 2011

fucked up like jerry's kids 

so inebriated that while in the bed next to your girlfriend, you piss on yourself

I was so fucked up like jerry's kids, and even after i washed the sheets that bitch kicked me out!

fucked up like jerry's kids by batash August 4, 2008

Set up like that

A situation where someone has got it made. Also frequently used sarcastically when someone has put themselves in an embarrassing situation.

David just got a Chipoltle burrito and and is sitting down to watch playoff hockey. He is set up like that.

Set up like that by chilldude222 December 3, 2010

Done Up Like a Kipper 

Done up/stiched up like a kipper, surely takes it's meaning from the term red herring, which means to mislead or distract from an important issue, in a trickster style.

A Red Herring, in the literal sense, is a particularly strong smelling fish called a Kipper that has turned a red colour following the smoking process traditionally used to preserve it.
Therefore, to be done or stiched up like a kipper, clearly means to be duped or tricked by false information that was there for all to see, (in hindsight).

For example: when someone purchases an item they believe to be far superior to what it turns out to be, based on the persuasion and false information by the seller.

He was done up like a kipper when he bought that car. Meaning the car was a pile of s*** and he was tricked when he payed top dollar for it.

Done Up Like a Kipper by squeeze163 August 4, 2016

likes it up his ass 

Another way of saying "he's gay", 'cause gay guys usually love taking dicc up their pink hole.

Girl 1: I tried flirting with him but he wouldn't even look at me!
Girl 2: He probably likes it up his ass.

likes it up his ass by da_wick3d_boi96 September 7, 2018