Lift Interpretation Fuckwittery Threshold (LIFT)
n. The age related milestone at which an individual loses the ability to process lift related information and instead relies on strangers for navigation. Once crossed, a lift
journey can become a collaborative exercise involving at least one boomer and an unwilling bystander.
Diagnostic criteria include:
- Asking whether a lift is going up while a down
arrow is illuminated.
- Entering lifts travelling in the opposite direction to the desired
floor.