One who suffers from "unus-mutorum-populorum" disease, or "one of the dumb people" disease. "UMP" is a disease in which one begins to contrive fantasies about how the world should be. Some, the more heavily effected, actually try to change certain things about society in favor of their mad agenda induced by this illness.
Known symptoms of "UMP" disease are: allowing illegal immigrants to pass over the borders of one's country, favoring universal healthcare, and wanting to legalize homosexuality.
Known method(s) of treatment: decapitation and/or mercy killing the subject
Known method(s) of prevention: thinking logically
Note: One is most likely to catch "UMP" if he or she is slow in the head or irrational.
Known symptoms of "UMP" disease are: allowing illegal immigrants to pass over the borders of one's country, favoring universal healthcare, and wanting to legalize homosexuality.
Known method(s) of treatment: decapitation and/or mercy killing the subject
Known method(s) of prevention: thinking logically
Note: One is most likely to catch "UMP" if he or she is slow in the head or irrational.
Person 1: Hey Larry, how's it going?
Person 2: Not too good Bill, I'm worried about the whales and getting citizenship for my friend Pablo. He arrived last week on a leaky raft.
Person 1: (looks in horror) You're...one of them, the liberals!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: You've got "UMP"!
(Person 1 takes out saw and decapitates person 2)
Person 1: For your own good Larry
Person 2's Spirit: Thank-you Bill. Now I can finally be free from the Devil.
Person 2: Not too good Bill, I'm worried about the whales and getting citizenship for my friend Pablo. He arrived last week on a leaky raft.
Person 1: (looks in horror) You're...one of them, the liberals!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: You've got "UMP"!
(Person 1 takes out saw and decapitates person 2)
Person 1: For your own good Larry
Person 2's Spirit: Thank-you Bill. Now I can finally be free from the Devil.
by Dr. Jack O'Hara January 10, 2006
by BoredChild23 April 07, 2020
The american version of communists, overly sensitive, hypocritical man-children that have the balls to think they can successfully run our country, while completely disreguarding all logic, research and reasoning in order to "Make the U.S.A a better place!"
"Man, the liberals took over the country, I bet you 5 dollars it takes 5 days for half the country to explode... no, wait, 3 days!"
by Le epic man who is cool I gues January 10, 2021
Idiots who say conservatives are members of the “KKK” when the whole civil rights movement was by republicans, because the current president was pressured to support the movement, those liberals don’t care about freedom! Abraham Lincoln was a big influence on MLK, and he was a republican.
by NopeYesNoYesYeah October 31, 2021
Leftist people who are well intentioned, but believe a utopia is possible with how crazy people are. Ignorant to war and would rather simp to black people and gays than prevent a missile from hitting the U.S.
Liberals in Starbucks:
"We should legalize paedophile trans Muslim teachers and give them tax breaks at the same time!"
"Don't slip on the Chinese sidewalk poop in our liberal city, Los Angeles!"
"We should increase taxes and legalize crack and heroin"
"We are technofascist and own the news, all companies, and love communism"
"Hey! Disagree with me and you're (Insert preapproved, recirculated media talking point )"
"We should legalize paedophile trans Muslim teachers and give them tax breaks at the same time!"
"Don't slip on the Chinese sidewalk poop in our liberal city, Los Angeles!"
"We should increase taxes and legalize crack and heroin"
"We are technofascist and own the news, all companies, and love communism"
"Hey! Disagree with me and you're (Insert preapproved, recirculated media talking point )"
by GOVTisCORRUPT January 12, 2021
People who are too ignorant, greedy, and/or stupid to see what needs to be done to make America prosperous again. They hide under the guise of peacemakers, civil rights protectors, etc to fool the people to fuel their cause. Under their masks of good will, all they want is money, even if it means double crossing America. You need to wake up, America. The liberals write our school textbooks to rewrite history, they want to take away rights in the Constitution, and want to take away the American peoples rightful power to control the government
Liberals: Vote for Gay Marriage!!
Sensible person: You don't even give a shit about the gays or anyone but yourself for that matter
Sensible person: You don't even give a shit about the gays or anyone but yourself for that matter
by crawler001 May 14, 2011
A group of politicians that in the US are wholly and completely devoted to ruining the country. They believe that poor people should have the rich people's money, because communism and socialism are such good ideas, right? Abortion is cool, but not cutting down a tree in their eyes.
Me: why are the taxes so damned high?
Friend: So your dead beat beaners next door can buy their food for free.
me: Who's idea was that?
Friend: The liberals.
Me: why are gas prices so damned high?
friend: because we can't harvest our own oil in America.
Me: why not?
You guessed it.
Friend: So your dead beat beaners next door can buy their food for free.
me: Who's idea was that?
Friend: The liberals.
Me: why are gas prices so damned high?
friend: because we can't harvest our own oil in America.
Me: why not?
You guessed it.
by Starzajo March 19, 2012