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Lionel Columbus

Distant uncle of Cristopher Columbus

Discovered the country Curaçao, Nicaragua and Estonia all in the space of 1 year
De Paul: "I normally call my boyfriend 'Lionel Columbus' because we find countries that have never made human contact"
Messi: "My boyfriend Rodrigo de Paul and I discovered Curaçao just recently"
De Paul: "Where is Curaçao again??"
Messi: "I forgot since they're so small and irrelevant"
De Paul: "It's ok, now let me give you head"
by honest pessidog fan April 4, 2023
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lionel

The best and sexiest person ever. The definition of awesome. Intelligent beyond belief.
Holy crap, I wish i were lionel
by 123147258 October 20, 2008
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Llanelli

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We have the greatest rugby team in the land, the scarlets, and receive alot of stick from our jealous neighbours swansea.
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Hit my digits but don't bother with my number @ the crib because I'm land lineless.
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