Lewis

A British speaking, nocturnal penguin who's obsessed with buying kneecaps from his friends or really anyone who's willing to give up their kneecaps. If he really loves you, he will give you a pebble. If a Lewis gives you a pebble, hold on to him forever and give him all the tea and Ramen you can. And make sure you nickname him LewLew because he really loves that.

"OMG! He just gave me a pebble!"

"He must be a Lewis. You better start buying tea and prepare to say goodbye to your kneecaps."

by RaeRae :3 July 24, 2020

Lewis

Tends to have some kind of a mental disorder

I bet he's a lewis

by Jjjjjjjjjjjggftyh September 16, 2017

Lewis

Someone who has a Huge fucking cock

Joe: Wow is that Lewis?

Sarah: yeah he has a huge cock

by some guy who isn't named lewis December 9, 2020

lewis

One who is a master of drunken adventures. The adventure is normally to places of which little is known about. The pale skin of one is a beacon in the dark to all fellow adventurers. Known to have caught a keystalope, a lewis can be very cocky at times, but is still a valuable friend to have. Sometimes called kings, a Lewis will always be in search of a wild time.

That adventure was exactly like a lewis adventure.

by Boughetto1 April 10, 2009

Lewis

he may be small but his huge personality makes up for it.

it us good to have a friend or boyfriend called lewis because he will protect you at all costs.

hes good at certain subjects and sports and enjoys life most of the time.

Lewis was playing basketball 1 minute left but he ran up and shot a three pointer and won it for his team

by Cum1new February 10, 2019

Lewis

A man who is always insecure about his goddamn love life and can't get in a stable as hell relashioship and is never gonna lose his fucking virginity.

Look at that ass, he's such a Lewis

by Dick 6969696969 January 7, 2018

Lewis

Lewis is a guy who loves chicken and not girls only chicken. He is like a (Maison) in how he likes basketball but chicken is his only love. If he could he would marry chicken but sadly for him it is illegal. If he had a baby it would be part chicken because the woman would have been a chicken not human. Lewis loves chicken!

Lewis: Chicken! Chicken! I want chicken!

by Yeeter who yeets November 18, 2019