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by alexandra anarchy April 25, 2008
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Lemon Tree

Refers to a relationship between a Western man and his Asian girlfriend. The man will usually display one (if not all) of the following characteristics: White, old (often much older than the girl), fat, bald, often generally unattractive.

In most cases the woman does not speak English fluently and can be seen either wrapped around the man in public, smiling at him emptily, or staring off into space while the man hangs out with his English-speaking friends. She will likely be scantily clad and display hooker-ish tendencies although she may or may not be a prostitute.

Lemon trees are most frequently found in Southeast Asia, particularly Bangkok Thailand.

The phrase originated from the need for an innocuous term to acknowledge this phenomenon without the subjects knowing you are talking about them and/or judging them mercilessly.
(walking past the couple) "Did you see that lemon tree?"

(standing next to the couple) "The lemon trees are in full bloom this time of year."

(in an area with many lemon trees) "I didn't know there were lemon tree groves here."
by Six Demon Bag January 2, 2011
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Lemon Test

When you squeeze a lemon down a chicks back and let the juices run down to her ass crack to her vagina to see if she screams to check for STD's.
Jessie Shawn De Leon brought a crack whore home from Sherlocks to smash papas with in San Antonio Tx but before he got down to business he gave her the lemon test, the bitch screamed like a banshee and he said "BITCH!!! Get the fuck out!!!! And so she did.
by ROOSTER ROOSTER COCK November 22, 2010
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Lemon Teasing

using the juice of a lemon to stimulate wounds on the vaginal/clitoral regions, caused by violent sex
Lemon Teasing - Halve a lemon, juice it and set aside. Perform brutal sex on your female partner until the pussy has been grated to show wounds. While wounds are fresh, pour the lemon juice over the gaping wounds. If vagina starts to fizz, stand back!
by Fruit Master Flexmatic December 9, 2008
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LEMON THAI

A cannabis strain hybrid produced in surf city California by a guy named Eric. The results are amazing.
A sativa dominate strain. 24.7% THC
Only Eric has the strain some say its a myth.
by M.Amigo April 28, 2011
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Lemon twink

A little flower boy twink, whose only desires are painted nails, colorful hair, and yellow pants. A lemon twink is unsure about his sexuality but doesn't really care and rather spend time worrying about dope things and cuddling with his friends
"Hey is that kid gay?" "Idk his sexuality but he's definitely a lemon twink"
by DopeLemonTwink64 May 27, 2019
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ashtons.pet.lemon.tree

A great friend who has a strange obsession with 5 Second of Summer and My Chemical Romance.
ashtons.pet.lemon.tree🥺
by Ashtons.pet.lemontreefp May 30, 2021
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