A sexual act between somewhat consenting adults, involving one partner mounting the other while he/she is asleep, whispering "Lemoyne Sleeper, the one stop bedroom shop" in the sleeping partner's ear, followed by a sock to the head with a pillow. As the partner on the bottom jolts awake, the one on top enjoys the ride.
Gina couldn't sleep due to her own arousal, so she stroked Jimbo's cock until it was fully engorged, upon which time she climbed on, gave him a Lemoyne Sleeper, and quickly reached orgasm as he thrashed around underneath her.
by J.J. Jingleheimerschmidt September 6, 2011
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Adj- 1. Being so prude, beurocratic, uppity, stiff, sour, brittle and dry that the only explanation is a considerable amount of lemon juice was squeezed into your eye.
2. Having the qualities and characteristics of a lemon such as round shape and bright yellow color.
2. Having the qualities and characteristics of a lemon such as round shape and bright yellow color.
1. Joe didn't find amusement in any games as a young child. While his peers played tag, Joe sat by his lemony self on a bench, adjusting his monocle and frowning.
2. Big Bird sure is lemony.
2. Big Bird sure is lemony.
by HaydenB March 21, 2009
Get the Lemony mug.the mysterious author of A Series of Unfortunate Events, who is also a character in the books.
his writing tends to be very pessimistic and deliberately dreary, to discourage any foolish would-be reader of his woeful books from inflicting any unnecessary suffering and misery on themselves by reading about the terribly unfortunate lives of the three Baudelaire orphans. despite this however, he has now become a world-wide bestselling author. oops.
oh, and he is also fictional.
his writing tends to be very pessimistic and deliberately dreary, to discourage any foolish would-be reader of his woeful books from inflicting any unnecessary suffering and misery on themselves by reading about the terribly unfortunate lives of the three Baudelaire orphans. despite this however, he has now become a world-wide bestselling author. oops.
oh, and he is also fictional.
his works to date:
The Bad Beginning
The Reptile Room
The Wide Window
The Miserable Mill
The Austere Academy
The Ersatz Elevator
The Vile Village
The Hostile Hospital
The Carnivorous Carnival
The Slippery Slope
The Grim Grotto
The Bad Beginning
The Reptile Room
The Wide Window
The Miserable Mill
The Austere Academy
The Ersatz Elevator
The Vile Village
The Hostile Hospital
The Carnivorous Carnival
The Slippery Slope
The Grim Grotto
by parlez January 11, 2005
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Guy 2: Have some of my Lift.
Guy 1: SHIEEET SON THAT'S LEMONY FRESH!
Guy 2: Thanks dad.
Guy 2: Have some of my Lift.
Guy 1: SHIEEET SON THAT'S LEMONY FRESH!
Guy 2: Thanks dad.
by Earl of Lemongrab June 26, 2014
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by Khloeisdabest September 21, 2020
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Their and only their opinion matters
Their waifu is always the best girl
And all must say he should be president
Their and only their opinion matters
Their waifu is always the best girl
And all must say he should be president
by sour boi May 14, 2021
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