Do one legged ducks swim in circles?

If someone asks if an answer is correct, and its clearly obvious to everyone it is, then the retort is "do one legged ducks swim in circles?"

"Is the sky blue?"
"Do one legged ducks swim in circles?"

by Dubster May 25, 2003

three legged hyena

When a person in need of a lay has made several attempts at scoring with slumpbuster things being desperate and the onset of boom boom backup at hand, one digs deep into the ugly for a three legged hyena. This individual is, well, hideous and serves only one purpose, to release the pressure and help get back on track scoring.

Damn did you see _____ last night? That sure was a three legged hyena they went home with!

by BossSaxo July 27, 2017

Long Legged Mack Daddy

An alcoholic mixed drink served with Jack Honey, ginger ale, and a lime on the rocks in a high-ball glass.

Can I please have a Long Legged Mack Daddy.

by Charlie B Kelly June 14, 2020

busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest

To be so busy, that you will never finish your job

"There is no way I can finish that too!" "Im busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest!"

by Frainslug November 5, 2005

Rudolph the 5 legged reindeer

Rudolph the 5 legged reindeer is a parody of Rudolph the Reindeer, a stop motion animation, done by Most Offensive Videos on the Internet several years back, around 2005. The parody spoofs a similar animated flick, but here it's the most disgusting version ever. Instead of as glowing nose, Rudolph is born with a 'big hose you might even say grows', a package so big the other reindeer are jealous, and kick him out of Kwanzaa town before Fanta Claus can get his Mercedes Benz pulled. On the way to exile, Rudolph encounters Himey the wanna rabbi, Cornelius the Jew and the Abominable Clansman of the South among others, and makes it to the land of Misfit Reject 80s Toys. And he uses his magnificent claymation dick a lot. Banned on most net sites. Funniest spoof of that old stop motion toon ever.

Daisy: Did you see Rudolph the 5 legged reindeer last night?
Jill: I did. That was the most sexist horribly masochistic thing ever, and I liked it.

Daisy: How about when Fanta Claus let one past the field goal?
Jill: Genius. Sick as fuck.

by reindeergamsferrt June 19, 2011

long legged mac daddy

a fat old scientist's approach to addressing barack obama

check him out on youtube he is a complete legend

U LONG LEGGED MAC DADDY

by CHALKY 195 January 13, 2010

six legged dog

1. Two dogs humping.
2. A way of describing the doggy style position.
3. A dog (or person) on all fours being mounted from behind. The mounting dog (or person) provides the rear two legs.

Daddy, what are those dogs doing? Son, those aren't dogs, that's a six legged dog.

by JDHC October 19, 2008