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leighton

A person that posseses unusually small genitals is usually referred to as a "Leighton"
That guy is a Leighton, iv seen bigger bollocks on ants than that fucking ingred bastard!
by Steven Dickinson August 11, 2006
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leighton

A person that posseses unusually small genitals is usually referred to as a "Leighton"
That guy is a Leighton, iv seen bigger bollocks on ants than that fucking ingred bastard!
by Steven Dickinson August 10, 2006
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leighton

Usually blonde, a bit gay and possesses small genitals, has no brains or muscles. Does terribly in school, is a bit frisky and a douchebag. Plays golf, tennis or badminton. A total dickhead that you should avoid.
Oh, that guy? He's a bit of a Leighton, so try and avoid that faggot.
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Leightoned

Leightoned means you get friend-zoned with who ever it is (boys and girls). It means you will never have a girlfriend or boyfriend because they are your friend. You have failed to impress and in doing so stopped your chances to copulate. They have been Leightoned.
Girl 1: Do you fancy him?
Girl 2: No, not really. I think he's been...
Girl 1 and 2: (simultaneously) Leightoned!
by Fortypercentbattery May 12, 2014
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leighton

how look its that faggot Leighton, looking like he had a popsicle stick up his ass
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leighton meester

brunette actress who stars on the hit series Gossip Girl
she has been in a few generally unknown movies such as: Flourish, Drive Thru, and Hangman's Curse
she also has had a few guest appearances in different t.v. shows such as: Entertainment Tonight, Law and Order, Boston Public, Crossing Jordan, Seventh Heaven, North Shore, Entourage, 24, 8 Simple Rules... for Dating My Teenage Daughter, Veronica Mars, Numb3rs, House M.D., CSI: Miami, and Shark
did you see last nights episode of veronica mars?
YEAH! i didnt know leighton meester was guest appearing!
by gossip girl :D December 18, 2007
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Code Leighton

Noun: when a hunk begins a destructive pattern precipitated by alcohol consumption and a recent break-up. Commonly manifested as assault, battery, and destruction of property
After Leighton and GF#6752 got into a big fight, I’m predicting a 69% chance of Code Leighton tonight. Hide your chairs.
by Pabloskbar February 22, 2019
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