When a right handed man places his left hand under his own ass, sitting on the hand until completely numb, then uses said hand for masturbatory purposes.
Synonymous with a left handed stranger, yet a beast all its own.
Synonymous with a left handed stranger, yet a beast all its own.
Since I haven't been laid in a while, I figured, fuck it I'll give myself a dead lefty.
I gave myself a dead lefty last night.
I gave myself a dead lefty last night.
by Miles Boomonte April 19, 2010
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An analytical thinker. The left-brained thinker. The mystery-solver. The solution-finder. The lefty's mind thinks more like a computer than a human. A lefty will not rest until they find the answer to the problem, because in their mind there is no peace with "I don't know"!
(v) I can't keep up with him, he's way too lefty for me!
(n) Lefty just figured out what was wrong with the car.
(n) Lefty just figured out what was wrong with the car.
by Lefty Goldenrod February 3, 2010
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by anonymous November 25, 2004
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"dude i masturbate with my left hand"
"i thot u were right handed"
"well for jackin it, im a lefty..so u can call me lefty"
"i thot u were right handed"
"well for jackin it, im a lefty..so u can call me lefty"
by lefty September 12, 2004
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For the definition of receiving a handjob from an actual left handed person, see abomination.
For the definition of receiving a handjob from an actual left handed person, see abomination.
Person 1: So, did you get anywhere with Suzie last night?
Person 2: Yeah, no, I guess.
Person 1: What do you mean?
Person 2: Well, she gave me a lefty.
Person 1: Ooooh, yikes, I see. Sorry, man. Someday you'll get that manjob.
Person 2: Yeah, no, I guess.
Person 1: What do you mean?
Person 2: Well, she gave me a lefty.
Person 1: Ooooh, yikes, I see. Sorry, man. Someday you'll get that manjob.
by Harmonica John October 20, 2010
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