Dick Leafy

When you fuckin in the woods.

Girl: “wanna get down and dick leafy?”
Guy: “oh would I!”

by Dick leafy October 16, 2018

Leaky Deeter

When the penis decides to leave a little present in your undies.

After taking a piss I made sure to shake it off, but I still had a leaky deeter.

by M Mac April 18, 2010

Leaky donkey

When you're ramming a chick in the ass and your cum is dripping out the booty

Man I was banging your mum and she got a leaky donkey

by Niggerluver November 4, 2014

Leaky Dave

When your pass-out-drunk friend decides it's too far to the bathroom and chooses to urinate on the coffee table instead.

Guy 1: Dude, you pulled a Leaky Dave last night and pissed on my table!

Guy 2: Sorry, I don't remember that happening.

by At Poly March 2, 2011

Leaky diff

After plowing her deeper than a Victorian farmers shy horse in the middle of summer and you nut in her Mary. Her growler is gonna be leaking more than beaver’s dam after a flash flood

After being balls deep in her vadge for 6 hours and you nutted in her more times times than jehavos witness has banged on a door she’s gonna have a serious case of thee old leaky diff

by Mushnuts December 20, 2019

National leaf day

A day dedicated to the beauty of leaves

“Hey do you want to hang out later?”
I can’t sorry I’m making a cake for national leaf day”

by Wowimswag June 1, 2021

National Name a Leaf Day

On November fourth, go find a leaf and name it

Hey bob, is November 4th!
What’s happening on November fourth Larry?
National name a leaf day! You have to go find a leaf and name it!

by Googlyeyejeff November 1, 2019