Lamar Smith

The fucker behind SOPA!

That Lamar Smith dude is trying to fuck the internet in the ass!

by TNBAM February 5, 2012

I Learned The Clarinet at School

I give fantastic blowjobs.

John: I learned the clarinet at school.

Sherlock: Uh...

by There I fixed it. November 4, 2012

Lamar Jackson

NFL QB with superhuman running abilities and decent passing skills. 2019 version of Michael Vick, only bigger and stronger. A virtual Madden cheat code. A paradox no defense has been able to understand, let alone stop.

Lamar Jackson passed for 3 touchdowns and ran for 95 yards today. Generational talent!

by zeropersonality November 26, 2019

I learned the clarinet at school

An innuendo alluding to the speaker's blowjob skills.

'I learned the clarinet at school.'
'I look forward to it.'

'Have sex with me.'
'Why should I?'
'Come on, I learned the clarinet at school.'
'COMING!'

by Johnlock November 4, 2012

Leading Learners

A Canadian non-profit which saves students time, stress, and a place to go for all their academic needs.
(www.leadlearners.ca)

Leading Learners has helped me find volunteer opportunities to meet my 30 hours.

by thebestestbest April 26, 2020

Kendrick Lamar

Another rapper who raps about real things, not weed and sex.
His rhymes are very deep and flow well.

His album good kid M.A.A.D City is very good.

Collabs often with other West Coast rappers like ScHoolboy Q

Why do all West Coast rappers nowadays only rap about hoes and pot?

A lot of them do, but Kendrick Lamar and ScHoolboy Q rap about real things that you can relate to.

by realacy November 15, 2014

Lemargee

When you do something so boneheaded that you have to just say, “I’m fucked” and walk out ending your career sexting with a chatbot.

When he came back from the bathroom and saw his sexts displayed on the board, he said, “I’m fucked, guess I just Lemargeed my career” and dipped out.

by Goncharov February 27, 2023