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spontaneous lactation

When a women suddenly squirts milk out of her breast due to extreme surprise or pleasure.
Girl: why is there milk on the floor?
Girl 2: Spontaneous Lactation
by Fender315 March 4, 2015
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Lestat

"You're the perfect devil Lestat, That's what you are"-Louis De Pointe Du Lac
by Anonymous April 27, 2003
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lactating whore

As it sounds, it is breastfeeding for pay. Erotic lactation is considered a taboo by many because of its proximity to incest and children. "Milk fetishism" and "lactophilia" are medical, diagnostic terms for paraphilias and are used for disorders according to the precise criteria of ICD-10 and DSM-IV.

In 2003, there was a report of New Zealand brothel that offered lactation services to its clients. Though not strictly prostitution, a Beijing restaurant offered breastmilk-based dishes on its menu.
Donna is a lactating whore who works in a house that caters to fetishes such as infantilism.
by Gender Studies Student February 12, 2010
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Lactation

ejaculating milk from the titties. many people like to drink this milk. some even squirt it in other people's eyes.
it also makes women's titties get really huge!!!!
haha i lactated on yo face bitch! (god i love lactation)
by wtfux0rz October 7, 2007
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lestat

1)Lestat is an awsome vampire from The Vampire Cronicales by Anne Rice.
2) Lestat made Loius and Claudia into vampires.
3)Lestat drank from the Queen Vampire Akashia.
Lestat is sooooo awsome! !
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by faithg117 June 13, 2004
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lactating bovoid

A cow-like creature who produces milk. Lactating refers to Lactation, the process of producing milk and bovoid refers to bovine, the term for a cow and by adding "oid" on the end means "similar to".
Excrement of a Lactating Bovoid
Means- Cow Poo

That lactating bovoid is annoying me
Means- That cow is annoying me
by kingpaladin August 5, 2005
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laxstatstitute

An extraordinary type of laxtitute. A laxtitute that will give up playing ladies' lax to get closer to the men's team. Since she cannot be on the men's team, she finds an excuse to be on the sidelines at all times: to chill with the bros. By keeping the stats for the bros on the team, a laxstatstitute is able to grow closer to said bros. While being able to look on from the sidelines, laxstatsitutes are able to talk lax and talk bros with fellow laxstatstitutes without seeming creepy while the bros are getting GB's(groundballs). Laxstatstitutes are often seen wearing flipflops, shortshorts, and a lax pinnie from the team they are recording GBs for.
Bro 1 "Who's the girl standing on the sidelines at all the lax games?"
Bro 2 "Oh,the one in the flip flops and pinnie? That is (insert laxstatstitute's name here), she used to be the goalie for our ladies' team. Her brother played lax for us last year, he had flow like you wouldn't believe, her whole family is a dynasty at this school. I don't know why she is there. I think she is our new stat girl, but she looks like a laxtitute."
Bro 3 "Yeah, she is our laxstatstitute, she counts the GBs for the bros."
by AQlaxBRO December 19, 2010
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