lasterday

The time peroid that falls between yesterday and last week. Excelent for college students who don't have the capacity to remember what day it is.

Jess: Yell lost her phone lasterday.

by Jess's Drunk Ass October 16, 2007

lasterday

The last yesterday, in other words, the day before yesterday.

The teacher spoke to her class...
"I'm sorry I was ill yesterday but we'll continue with what we were talking about lasterday."

by Irby July 23, 2005

lawtard

Retarded lawyer. Derogative specifically for members of the legal profession.

The lawtards were asking about eDiscovery again - they don't seem to understand how Gmail works.

by verbiventor March 2, 2011

lactard

A person who cannot consume dairy products without getting terribly ill. Symptoms: extreme bloating, pain, becoming farty, and sometimes even nauseous.

"Would you like a piece of cheese cake, Chan?"
"No way Mioshi, I'm a lactard!"

"How about we serve kugels and blintzes?"
"Um, I'm pretty sure Nikki's a vegan and Padma's pretty lactarded. It's probably not a good idea. How about latkes and knishes?"

by ChanLynn January 22, 2008

lustarded

The state of being so lustful that you make yourself retarded.

Every time I see Katie I start acting like a tool; she just makes me so lustarded.

Can also be used as lustard - One who is lustarded.

by Crambo January 24, 2008

laztarded

When someone is so lazy that they either seem to be retarded or for all intents and purposes are functioning at the level of a retard.

"Fuck, that dude is seriously laztarded." or "No, Bob really isn't that dumb, he's just been kinda laztarded lately.

by Meisen July 7, 2008

lactarded

Adj- the state of being lactose intolerent

"Yo, why can't Meg drink milk?"
"Dude i told you, she's lactarded"
"Oh right..."

by jake826 May 6, 2006