Lard-on

When you eat too much food and your belly is too big to even see your own cock.

"Fuck, that bargain bucket gave me a lard-on so i pissed on the floor."

by DaveSiiick November 22, 2012

Larding

To do nothing of any real interest, usually at home or at a mates house. Does not require the consumption of beer, but it helps.

John: What you up to Ste?
Ste: I'm just larding, what you up to?
John: Just larding on the internet dude.

by Zymotik May 15, 2007

lard

An expression used to convey feelings of annoyance, irritation, dissatisfaction, or general disgust towards a particular situation, or a comment made by somebody.

"Man, that new Vin Diesel movie is amazing!"
"....Lard"

by Mitch Martin August 09, 2007

lard

Jello Biafra's (from Dead Kennedys) collaboration with Al Jourgensen from Ministry.

by MeBabyMe July 23, 2003

lard

animal fat

or a person thats really fat and thinks it super funny

a funny looking fat thing

Jabba the Hut.... what a lard?!?
Put some lard on that pan girl!?!

by meaniewtf June 08, 2009

larding

1. When you do nothing of value for extended periods of time.

2. Not leaving your couch, with the exception of a food run, or bowel movement.

This sunday is perfect. I've been larding on my sofa for hours.

by jabba the slut October 11, 2011

lard

An enthusiastic, friendly greeting, usually made from one male to another. It originated from an exaggerated "Lad!" ("Laaaaad!"), before obtaining the extra 'r' to give it a deeper, more solid sound.

Woahhh! John lard!

by Col April 23, 2004