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laporte high school

the place you shouldnt send your kids. walking through the hallways you will mostly see the preppy white boys that think they are g-eazy and walk through the halls thinking they are all bad because they smoked weed once. dont forget about the preppy white girls too. they are the ones you can smell from far away because of how much perfume they have on, and because of their absurd style of dressing, like this really isnt the 1950's? anyways, we also have the sluts which (stay away from them) might give you herpes just by looking at them, and oh yeah, the wanna be gangbangers. yanno, the black dudes that walk through the hallways with their ass hanging out screaming, "man, tanya got a fatass dawg, im bout to hit that shit right after school" with all there friends screaming on. and by the way, the teachers are also fucked up. dont let them fool you, they may seem nice the first 2 weeks or so, but afterwards they usually pick favorites (the preppy kids) and by then abandon all hope. but dont ever send your kids here.
Laporte High School is full of preppy white kids.
Your right dude, btw, you tryna smoke a blunt?
sure bro
by ejack456 May 25, 2016
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LaPorte

The place were the people living their dont know if their town is spelled, LaPorte or La Porte.
Guy 1: Does LaPorte have a space between the a and the p?
Guy 2: I dont know.
by darwin2345 December 12, 2020
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laporte

the coolest thing alive
people wish to be a laporte
hayley you are so laporte
i wish i was laporte like you
by chris brown_cooo September 26, 2008
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Laporte

Laporte, Colorado is a small town just northwest of Fort Collins right along the foothills. The residents include: Serial Killers, Drug Dealers, Drunks, Hippies, and all the people passing through on their way to go camping or boating on whorestooth reservoir.

The town consists of: An extremely overpriced grocery store, 2 Liquor stores, A pizza place, a restaurant famous for their cinnamon rolls, 2 bars (one trashy & one hippie), a gun shop, a dollar store, an auto repair shop, several extremely trashy trailer parks, and a carwash along with all the smaller stores in kintzley plaza that nobody ever really goes to.
"You hear about the guy that killed his wife in Vern's trailer park out in Laporte?"
"Which one?"
by TasakiDog January 20, 2009
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laportia

I Like the way LaPortia dances on that pole.
by Jay_flip October 3, 2017
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laboota

“laboota” is another word for “shit
“damn bitch you smell like laboota”
“is that some dog laboota?”
by zay.fendii June 12, 2018
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lapoozle

when you poop, wipe, and comes out all clean
man, i just had a bangin lapoozle.
by woohoo your boo July 5, 2021
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