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boob-o-lanterns

Boob-O-Lanterns are created by a) applying opaque substance(s) (e.g. electrical tape, marker, paint, string/rope, chocolate, etc) to breasts and b) applying a light (flashlight, phone light, etc) to the bottom (optimal), top or sides of the breasts in an environment with very low light levels. The results are typically best with augmented breasts (ie saline, silicone, etc) but can be accomplished in natural, low density breasts. CAUTION: be careful to use low heat light sources (e.g. LED lights, camera phone lights) to avoid a potential burn to delicate skin.

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1. The most unique Halloween costume this year will be the Witch outfit featuring boob-o-lanterns.

2. One of the great aspects of her new boobs is the fun in making boob-o-lanterns.

3. A boob-o-lantern contest substituted for the weekly wet t-shirt contest at (state favorite establishment or party here).
by K3ys3rS0z3 June 23, 2017
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laskeressed

a reference to a scumbag landlord, sumlord, or faglord

Verb:
to be laskeressed. to be woken up by the sound of scraping, to print up phony bills on MS word and miscalculate the total, to bother your tenants with pointless 3 hour arguments, to call greg a fag

Synonym:
Stelmaked
"ccchhhhhh ccccchhhhh cccchhhh!!!"
"what is that noise"
"you've just been laskeressed"
by grafbang rena May 17, 2008
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old brooklyn lantern

Performing a sexual act with a Mag Lite Normal in the Anus, sometimes in the vagina. The light side should be on the outside so the light can be flashed around the room.
Jermahl: hey Ryan it is dark in here, have you seen my maglite?
Ryan: hold on let me pull my pants down and I will break out with the "Old Brooklyn Lantern"
by lds70 May 13, 2013
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langer

1. a penis
2. a dickhead

Originates from Cork, Ireland
1. "She bit me langer off"
2. "That fella's a langer"
by Oly May 13, 2005
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Jack Lakershea

If you ever see a jack lakershea, run!,These vile creatures normally prey on children at least half their age and are know to scratch.They over weight thier prey and will and i repeat will touch the children A LOt. Don’t name you child jacks and most certainly don’t name thier last name lakershea or else they will grow up to Catfish children on roblox.
Please no jack lakershea i’m only 8, i want to lose my virginity when i’m married PLEAAASEE”!
by Butthole=Jack November 9, 2021
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Lancer

Lancer is a character in Deltarune who is the "bad guy" in the beginning, but later on, loses a battle to join your team. He has also become a meme because of his silliness, and various faces.
Man: "Yo did you play Deltarune yet?"
Man 2:"Of course dude! Lancer is my favorite character!"
by My Pseudonym is here now. January 31, 2019
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lakera

Sexy as hell short funny smart tough warm heart ridge loves to dance sing rap she dose it all
Lakeras she is define
by Brittney Riggs September 5, 2016
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