Langer Banger

a stud, a man very smooth with the ladies

that handsome man is such a Langer Banger

by langerbanger October 21, 2008

Hang a Langer

A direction given from a drunk person, to best describe which way to go while being given a ride home.

Driver: Whats the best way to get you home?
Drunk: Dude, just hang a Langer up here.
Driver: What?
Drunk; HANG A LANGER

by Cootie Coot "Cooter" March 30, 2009

Langer-banger

A Person who is of homosexual origin, some one who is acting the fool

Shut up you langer-banger

by Slim shaney November 23, 2006

Maltese Langers

Pool player who cannot avoid potting the white on important shots. Tends to lose out to thegreatgatsby on RTG powerplays.

"Look, John, he's potted the white again."
"Yes, Dennis, how many times are we going to see him do that?"

by thegreatgatsby October 24, 2003

Langer banger

A threesome sex move that involves two girls engaging in a sexual manner ( giving a hand job or blow job) while the guy takes a shit. This is very close to a blumpkin, the main difference being the fact that there are two girls instead of only one.

Those two sluts just gave him a langer banger. He's a fucking champ.

by Langer banger 4 April 21, 2010

s-langer

1. a girl who is easy to get beej's and handsies from

2. rapeable as well as dateable

3. you can take her home to mom, but you can also give her roofies and take her home to your boys

4. usually smart... in school

did you read about that s-langer who fell victim to that serial rapist yesterday? poor girl.

by frozensoup June 2, 2009

Langer

An oversized person in the vertical direction. Often these people are found with large toes. When playing soccer if a player has a very hard and long kick they can be described as having a langer toe

Dave u stupid LANGER!
Out my way U LANGER?
This kid has a langing toe

by ROREMAN DEE PIPMAN DEE May 13, 2006