Landlord clean

The type of cleaning you do before your landlord comes over to fix something.

I was gonna Netflix and chill, but there’s water coming from my ceiling so I have to landlord clean tonight instead before he comes over tomorrow.

by Sskatz June 12, 2019

Landlord

A total douchebag with neon green sports car and dumb skanky slag girlfriend. Allows the dumb skanky slag girlfriend to run most of the 'landlording' at their bug infested hell hole. His way of entertaining and admiring his jerk off qualities.

Hell has a special place for the douchebag landlord!

by Ughyoubothsuck June 13, 2023

Schrodinger Landlord

A person so greedy and rich that do absolutely nothing and at the same time most of them lose money and have to sell their properties because the time and money commitment is a net loss for them. The participate in a system where money is just given to them with no work yet becoming a landlord is so hard that no one who dislikes landlords can figure out how to become one.

I must be one of those Schrodinger landlords because I lost money but I'm still hated for providing short term housing to people who don't want the commitment of buying a home.

by NipseyHustle March 14, 2023

Landlord

Another word for Leach

DAMN LANDLORD TAKING MY HARD EARNED MONEY WHILE HE TAKES A VACATION TO MEXICO!

by Poiny January 11, 2024

Landlord's Crease

The hidden space in a rental property between the oven and the cabinets.

Rent was raised by $300.00 this year, so now I sweep all my scraps into the landlord's crease.

by Hiduken January 23, 2024

Cherry Landlord

A person that has custody over popping someone’s cherry.
This does, however, have to be consensual, or else the person
has Absolutely No right of passage.

“I think I might get down on Kimber tonight.”
“Woah, dude. Clark is her Cherry Landlord, not cool.”

by I’m me, not me April 20, 2023

Landlording

1. Making a career of owning multiple properties for passive income.

2. A genre of porn where someone receives sexual favors in lieu of rent.

3. Performing a sexual act in which you show you own that ass.

"Conrad was landlording his way through life"

by Dir's Wood January 6, 2023