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A Laker Fan actually has something to cheer for. A kings fan needs another hobby.
by Jim Worthy April 24, 2003
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Laker Mafia

A term used to describe the L.A. Lakers and how they usually win their games: through fortunate and well placed calls by the referees against the opposing team.

Could also refer to all Laker bandwagon fans (90% of their fan base).
"That was a close game, Laker mafia one 'em another one tonight"

Him - "Man, how do Phil Jackson and Kobe get away with whining so much?"
Her - "Laker Mafia Strikes again"
by Sleepy Z March 11, 2011
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Laker Hater

A term used by some Los Angeles Lakers fans to describe anyone who has the gall to be a fan of a different NBA team. Using this is proof of poor sportsmanship because the user does not have enough respect for any other NBA team to understand why it even has fans, assuming that the fan in question is merely just hating on the Lakers for "being the only good NBA team".
"Man Celtics just did not show up tonight. I hope they play a better game in Game 2." "Omg you're going Celtics? I'm sorry I'm not allowed to be friends with a Laker Hater"
by JenovaImproved June 3, 2010
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Laker Academy

An alternative High School for only the finest of goons.
Required G.P.A. of at least 0.5 or lower. Hoodlums and hood-rats as well as 7 mile goons and your everyday $2 hoe get there education done right at laker 8 am to 3pm monday-friday.

Why get your G.E.D. when you can drop-out and get your diploma at Laker Academy!
Boss Flosser: I be up at Laker Academy all dayyy son
Goon: Word I be surveying stos up at joes crab shack during lunch ive got hella cliental
by GuttaGutta4life March 16, 2010
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Laker_Girl

A moron with low self-esteem.

Makes wild, insane accusations and statements, then fails to accept defeat when proven false.
by Big Dick McGee April 29, 2004
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Laker Troll

Ignorant so called "sports-fans" who have nothing better to do than to go around commenting negatively on Laker related stories, hoping to entice someone into an argument that is senseless and baseless. This is a mutation of the life-form known as Laker Hater, and as such share character traits.

The fact that they have time to do this indicates that
either they have no life or their team of choice isn't worth
writing about or spending time on.

Hating and Trolling stem from feelings of inadequacy due to
their team of choice LACKING in either: 1) Championship
Banners and Rings, 2) Team Notoriety, 3) News media
coverage, 4) Legendary Players, 5) NBA records, or all 5 of
them.

The recommended way to handle the Laker Troll is either to
ignore them, or to point out factual falsities in their post
without ranting. The reason for this is not to give them
what they want (attention and for said Laker fan to waste
their time).

Laker Trolls are known to exist exclusively in comments of
online sports articles. It is predicted that as the number
of Laker Championship banners increases, the number of Laker Trolls in the US will jump exponentially.

One of the most well known weaknesses of this mutation is
the paralyzing effect that Kobe adding more jewelry (rings)
has on them. Each time The Mamba adds a ring, the Laker
Troll's are silenced and go into hiding for 3-10 months.
Laker Fan 1: "Did you see that stupid comment about the Lakers bro, obviously a Kobe Hater? I'm so tired of seeing that Laker Troll post all the time so I'm gonna go off on him for a page."

Laker Fan 2: "Don't waste your time, that's what they want.
Besides, we're too busy counting our rings... no time for haters or trolls..."
by CarpLove April 24, 2013
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Laker Ice Bandit

An unsavory member of society, typically from the Canadian province of Ontario. Named for the distinctive black can of Laker Ice beer, which is known for having the highest ABV-cost ratio of any beer available in the province.

Laker Ice bandits can typically be observed engaging in theft, pretty crime, and general grifting. When confronted, they may also become aggressive. They can be observed in most medium-to-major sized downtown areas in Ontario, and are frequently spotted near liquor stores.
Plaz: What was that racket I heard last night?

Ratte: Don't worry dude, it was just a Laker Ice Bandit collecting the cans D-Beers left in the backyard

Plaz: No dude, I swear I heard him in the garage

Ratte: OH FUCK, he stole my bike!
by ratteoche January 12, 2024
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