Lakers

The Greatest and most envied team in the league, consisting of:
Kobe Bryant - The next Jordan
Shaquille O'Neal - The Most Dominant Ever
Karl Malone - The least selfish player in the league (Antonym: T-Mac)

All the kings fan wish the Lakers were up in Sacramento.

by kobe4prez July 08, 2004

lakers

Best team ever put together.

1-2-3- skip a year- 4

The real MVP K-O-B-E

The lakers will win it all in 2004.

by NM III June 02, 2004

laker

a wealthy person who does not live at the lake but owns a cottage and/or boat there. most travel a minimum of an hour to inconveniently make the lake busy as hell. lakers make the gas prices go up and increase the summer population by 200%.

laker: "i just bought a boat that i don't know how to drive. can you show me to the nearest marina with the most expensive gas, since i can afford it, so i can fill my 2 boats and 7 jetskis?"

local: "you must be a laker."

by cakehoe July 14, 2008

Lakers

See World Champions

The year 2004

by jeff maxwell May 18, 2004

lakers

Don't care what anybody says the Lakers are the greatest nba franchise ever. everybody hates on them but they but can't beat them. If you cant beat em then hate on em.
SoCals pride.

Austin: did you see the laker game yesterday?

Tyler: hell yeah! They beat boston by 22. Lakers 4 life!!!

Austin: Agreed.

by Lakers4life89 December 11, 2010

Lakers

A bunch of weak ass babies that even by sub-par standers can only manage to perform at the level of a sub-par mediocre basketball team

The Fakers are nothing but a bunch of weak ass babies

by Nathaniel Lee Lewis June 13, 2004

lakers

Spurs got fucking laced in the second round 2004 son!

Derek Fisher cored their rectums out. He also removed their genitals and eyes.

Now bring on the next team so that Karl can shit on them and break their ribs.

Deaaaammm... is that Karl Malone over there? That mammal is benchin' about 700 lbs son! Yeah, them Lakers be clean.

by Huge Larry May 18, 2004