Laconophilia

The irresistible desire to shout: "SPARTA!!!" every few minutes, it is often accompanied by kicking people in the chest and wanting to dine in Hell
People with Laconophilia often share an irrational hatred towards Persians

Person: What is this?
Person with Laconophilia: THIS IS SPAARRTTTAAA!!!!
*Person with Laconophilia kicks person into a pit*

by The Music Hearer August 20, 2009

Lamontin' it

1) Performing actions in a unconventional way, and succeeding.

2) Succeeding when the odds are stacked against you.

The car broke down, but I started Lamontin' it, and got it home.

by LG January 19, 2003

Lamont Fickleberry

Lamont Fickleberry is the friend of the well-known, Quandale Dingle. He is an owl and loves to take showers. This also means Lamont has a dark backstory where people said, "I hate this bird." This made Lamont go into a spiraling depression and made him change his name from Wet Owl to Lamont Fickleberry. There are also rumors that Lamont and Quandale went on a date, but Quandale Dingle denied this statement by saying, "no homo".

babe please bring out the Lamont Fickleberry fine china

by bropel April 19, 2022

LaDonna

A beautiful, yet unique person. Very unpredictable, but always the life of the party. Has a likeable personality and easy to get along with. Not the type of person you would like to be on their bad side. If she doesn’t like you she’ll let you know.

this party is a ladonna!

by serenity12 May 19, 2009

labonging

to delay; waste time

Jenn is labonging again in the office while we all wait for her to leave with us to get food.

by Pondblue March 3, 2011

robert lamont

Robert Lamont is definitely the coolest person you will ever meet because he is intelligent, funny, caring and my gorgeous sunshine, don't underestimate him he might be the best thing thats ever happened to you. he is the best cause he will take you to culture kings and buy you chocolate milkshakes. his only flaw is he doesn't eat pineapples. beep beep....

person 1:"he plays soccer"
person 2:'must be robert lamont"

by anonymous butterfly x November 24, 2018

Laona

VERY small town in the middle of the woods in northern Wisconsin. Laona is known for it's being 45 minutes from the nearest Walmart/Theater, it's family dollar, silver lake, the gas station, and the only blinking read light in the county (not to be confused with a traffic light). Laona's youth start drinking too early, throwing parties 20 miles down dirt roads. This pattern of drinking is also common in adults, being that there are twice as many bars as churches. Pronounced- (Lay Oh Nah). Haven't been there? You haven't missed much.

Person 1- Guess where I went last weekend?

Person 2- Where?

Person 1- LAONA!

(silence)

Person 2- Why?

by Gumby24 February 19, 2009