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tate langdon

the best and hottest character in american horror story, not just because he’s sexy but because he’s also well written. a literal sociopath who lit someone on fire #girlboss but who also did like rly bad things 😁😁
by the whore to ur left </3 August 19, 2021
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Laindon roadman

A laindon roadman is a boy usually aged from 11-40
These creatures are usually found in basildon or laindon, they would wear a Nike tracksuit (usually gray) Nike tn’s, a black north face puffer jacket, and a Nike cap. They top it off with their iPhone 5c (usually white or blue) oh and let’s not forget it’s cracked.
They use word like
Fit/peng/ my g/bro/broski/ wag1 ect

They fall for the trash girl that piles on makeup and more than likely is from laindon, they listen to xxxtentacion, stormyz and that’s when they embrace they’re inner roadman, when this occurs you have to run from these dangerous animals

Thanks bye add me on this @ella_priv1xo 😙
Loren: he looks shit
James: he’s a laindon roadman
by Ella xoxo xoxo July 15, 2018
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Langdong

A very large example of a male’s genitalia.

A Langdong can be used in many ways, one way is to prank your gay friend by sliding it across the floor like a slimy snake, while others include partaking in toilet cleaning and the bathroom bang.
Not to be confused with the, equally enormous, Langdon.
Adam: My Mandingo has been feeling long this week.
James: It may be transitioning into a Langdong. I have to put mine down my trouser leg to hide it, but it still sticks out a bit at the bottom
Adam: Oh wow, I heard that a Langdon is perfect for doing the Big Papi, at least that’s what Bailey and Edward told me.
by Langdon Fertility Clinic September 22, 2020
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tate langdon

A hottie that committed a mass sh0oting back in '94. This event was inspired by the Columbine Sh0oters.
"Damn bro, Tate Langdon is so fucking hot but so messed up what the fuck"
by ilovehadiyamywifey<3 October 6, 2022
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Langdon

A beautiful bitch that deserves all the love and happiness in the world. He may be a weeb and kind of a dick at times but i genuinely care for him and if anything bad happens to him what/whoever caused that would have hell to pay. His voice is so fucking hot and he's so fucking talented. Even when im having really bad days, talking to him makes me feel better almost instantly.
Langdon is like, one of my best friends and idk what I'd do without him. Love u bih
by IdkBees? December 24, 2018
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Langdon

i. Cup of Coffee

ii. One who resembles a tan wiener, penis, or johnson.
i. "Baby, get daddy a cup of that hot langdon"

ii. "Look at all those langdons waiting in line at the tanning salon"
by Dubious July 28, 2012
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Langdon

Langdon, a funny shy guy who cares about everyone more than himself. Can be a dick but realizes and attempt to fix his mistakes ,he always try’s to smile so people wont worry about him and he is a very talented guy. When he is in a healthy relationship he cares about the other person so much he would do anything to keep them, even if that includes him getting hurt . Langdon is overall a good guy and someone you should try and be friends with.
Wow! Langdon made my day today he's such a wonderful caring friend
by idkiguess¿ May 30, 2019
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