Laguna Beach

1. A rad town where crazed vegans wear the same pair of pants for nine months straight and give up showering; where water polo players are in the dance show and no one gives it a second thought; where I can see the ocean from my seat in chemistry; and where everyone seems to listen to Le Tigre and 50 Cent is a joke.
2. A show regurgitated by Mtv. They came to our school, took the 5 most photogenic people, gave them fake nicknames, and made them pretend they were really friends. Please don't judge my town by what Mtv tells you, it's actually pretty rad here.

(p.s. zraickenater, i know where you live...)

1. I go to Laguna Beach High School! I can play football and be in the musical and no one will beat me up!!

2. Let's watch Laguna Beach, the Real O.C. and watch LC go get sushi for half an hour!!! RIVETING.

by asetfahjnresrafdswes May 9, 2005

laguna beach

The most boring show ever.

Why in the world do people watch Laguna Beach? These people are stupid and uninteresting. It doesn't matter whether or not it's a reality show. Either way, it's so damn boring. No story, no interesting characters, no genuine emotion or genuine anything, for that matter. Just pretty people and pretty cars and pretty houses and pretty beaches that are all completely meaningless.

by hwbrgdtse July 29, 2008

laguna beach

A small town in southern california that is nothing like the show. they only pick rich people and make them look richer. I live in Laguna Beach and its rich, but not that rich. The show sucks and so does mtv. and anyone who this laguna beach is just like the show, go fuck yourself because its not and your just a lonely douche bag who is 35 years old and lives with his mom and finds little girls on myspace who jacks off to their pictures and then trys to meet with them and then trys to rape them and winds up getting their ass arrested then theyre the ones who get ass raped in jail.... you sick fucks... ya so laguna beach is over rated and people stop coming here because if you try coming on a saturday in the middle of august then you are screwed because you will be sitting in traffic for 2 hours just trying to get into town... then you have find a parking spot which is just as fun. we already have too many tourists who bring their $5 sav-on boogey boards and try to ride the white wash... so ya stay away. you guys suck

Hey Billy and Jim us 909ers should go to Laguna Beach and try to boogey board in the water and get in everybodys way!!! we are soo cool because we are going to laguna beach!! the real OC!!! yesss we are cool! now lets go rape some 14 year old girl! yess!!!

by Zraickenator April 5, 2005

Laguna Beach Bitches

laguna beach bitches lah-goo-NUH beech bit-CHEZ noun 1. Wears uggs; abercrombie & fitch; hollister; american eagle; coach; juicy courture; short skirts (shows thong); low-rise jeans; low rise shirts; padded, stuffed bras; spandex-type footless leggings; . 2. Accesorises with; fake mardis gras beads; plastic scene beads; clown makeup for albino anorectics; uniform dye jobs 3. Body type -- anorexic. 4. Personality -- a) says hello in order to be obnoxious; denies fault when accused; Claim to be impurturbed by others, but beg to be given reasons as to why they are disliked by outsiders; can't understand why people dislike them; doesn't like the friends they are 'closest' to; backstabbing backtalk; make up stupid monosyllabic sounds similar to that of a caveman see, nuh b) supress any latent intelligence; may have once been normal; think that they are royalty; treat outsiders like dirt; perpetually lies c) participates in school functions such as blue and gold night, sportsnite, and all-girls sports teams
5. MYSPACE STALKERS a) Visit, through friends of friends, other people's myspaces, even when blocked, in order to have something to start drama

Those laguna beach bitches think they are so great, but they are just irritating.

by Meredith B., and Abigail K. January 30, 2007

Laguna Beach

Laguna Beach is my hometown and no one is that perfect. Some of my friends are like that but it make us seen like where these spoiled rich brats.

Hey lets go shopping and spend my daddies money on $600 shoes

by Blumberg August 24, 2005

Laguna Beach

Personally, I happen to like the show Laguna Beach, but it's just that. A SHOW!!! GET OVER IT!!! It's on MTV so everybody knows Laguna Beach isn't really like that.

OMG!!! I absolutely hate that show. I have nothing better to do than to whine about it. The world is gonna end because of a show like Laguna Beach!!!

by ~CA~FREAK August 19, 2007

Laguna Beach

One of the best show that is on MTV right now which shows rich kids in their natural habitats.

For the drama....just add water.

by Megan Lynn September 5, 2005