A common medical condition when "Laguna Beach" is on television and you stare in astonishment as you are unable to change the channel. And you have to watch this conversation over a nice dinner...
Alex: "I like your shirt."
Jason: "Thanks, hun."
Alex: "I like your pants."
Jason: "Thanks, hun."
Alex: "I like your face."
Alex: "I like your shirt."
Jason: "Thanks, hun."
Alex: "I like your pants."
Jason: "Thanks, hun."
Alex: "I like your face."
Dude, I totally got Lagunalepsy last night when Kristen's titties were popping out, even though I love LC the most.
Common response from friend: "Shut up you fucking faggot."
Common response from friend: "Shut up you fucking faggot."
by Harnish November 8, 2005
Get the Lagunalepsy mug.A Lagena is a rare gem and the most beautiful girl alive, inside and out. She is like that "girl next door" - really welcoming and down to earth. She treats everyone with respect and has a twinkle in her eye. If you find one, please don’t let her go. She is intelligent, has a great sense of humor, and always yearning to help others around her. Lagena’s have a small circle and greatly cherish their loved ones.
She is sweet, ambitious, kind, loyal, charming, and a closet freak. Lagena’s are blessed with a bronzed complexion, captivating smile, thick frame, and a big round booty. If a genie granted you three wishes, you would only need to ask for one Lagena as she alone would make your life complete.
No matter how hard you try, you can't stop thinking about her. Whether you spoke to her yesterday or seven years ago, you still think about her everyday! She makes you want to be yourself around her and she’ll change your world for the better without even trying. She is a gift and shouldn't be taken for granted. She is the woman you dream about, the one you'll think about before you go to sleep, and also when you wake up!
In a relationship, a Lagena will do whatever it takes to keep her partner happy and take care of them. Lagena’s are INCREDIBLE lovers. If you ever find yourself lucky enough to know a Lagena, then tell her everyday how beautiful, genuine, and amazing she is. Hold on tight to her. She is very special and deserves the best. Treat her right.
She is sweet, ambitious, kind, loyal, charming, and a closet freak. Lagena’s are blessed with a bronzed complexion, captivating smile, thick frame, and a big round booty. If a genie granted you three wishes, you would only need to ask for one Lagena as she alone would make your life complete.
No matter how hard you try, you can't stop thinking about her. Whether you spoke to her yesterday or seven years ago, you still think about her everyday! She makes you want to be yourself around her and she’ll change your world for the better without even trying. She is a gift and shouldn't be taken for granted. She is the woman you dream about, the one you'll think about before you go to sleep, and also when you wake up!
In a relationship, a Lagena will do whatever it takes to keep her partner happy and take care of them. Lagena’s are INCREDIBLE lovers. If you ever find yourself lucky enough to know a Lagena, then tell her everyday how beautiful, genuine, and amazing she is. Hold on tight to her. She is very special and deserves the best. Treat her right.
1. Lagena is looking great today!
2. Oh my, look at Lagena. That booty don’t lie.
3. Person 1: Is that Lagena?
Person 2: Bro, I had a crush on her since like the 6th grade
Person 3: Dude...everyone had a crush on her
2. Oh my, look at Lagena. That booty don’t lie.
3. Person 1: Is that Lagena?
Person 2: Bro, I had a crush on her since like the 6th grade
Person 3: Dude...everyone had a crush on her
by yourenotwrongtho November 23, 2021
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One of two public middle schools in the San Luis Coastal Unified School District, located on the central coast of California. With high walls, metallic surfaces and a garish turquoise/white color scheme, it bears a striking resemblance to a prison. Faculty is a mix of excellent teachers and unbelievable bad placeholders. Almost universally disliked by graduates and considered a "rite of passage" to prepare for the local high school. A member of the faculty, Mrs. Lincoln, is a direct descendant of Abraham Lincoln. You do not enter Laguna to learn the easy way. You enter to learn the hard way.
by Malcom the Tenth January 13, 2008
Get the Laguna mug.1. Fake show, another example of how mtv thinks the only people that matter are rich, hot looking and live in the best locations. What's funny is the people who make this show think that it's cool.
2. Great vacation spot to hang out and goto the beach or meet hot women. Beautiful part of cali.
2. Great vacation spot to hang out and goto the beach or meet hot women. Beautiful part of cali.
1. Guy from laguna beach the show - "Hey dude, I got a thousand dollars in my pocke-(gets grabbed by a hot girl with no underwear on and they make out), I'm da bomb!"
2. Average guy - "hey lets go walk down to the beach and check out the hot women"
2. Average guy - "hey lets go walk down to the beach and check out the hot women"
by Oz February 27, 2005
Get the laguna beach mug.the man squall was sent to inhabbit during "dream sequences" in the game Final Fantasy 8
Had a thing for the mother of the games main female character, Julia Heartilly, but was sent off to war at Esthar by Carroway.
in the end, strong hints direct to Laguna Loire being the father and Raine Leonhart being the mother of squall.
Had a thing for the mother of the games main female character, Julia Heartilly, but was sent off to war at Esthar by Carroway.
in the end, strong hints direct to Laguna Loire being the father and Raine Leonhart being the mother of squall.
There are strong indications in the game that Laguna Loire is Squall's father. During flashbacks induced by Ellone's power, in which the main characters experience past events through the eyes of Laguna, Kiros, and Ward, Squall is required (by the game) to assume the role of Laguna, despite the fact that any of the other characters in Squall's party may take on the role of Kiros or Ward. If Squall travels to Winhill after Garden is activated, he will encounter inexplicable visions of Raine, a woman to whom Laguna was very close, throughout the town. Ellone also mentions that Raine died—apparently in childbirth—and that she had a baby boy. When Squall is captured, all the Moomba keep referring to Squall as Laguna (it is later indicated that the Moomba recognize people by their blood; suggesting a tie between Squall and Laguna). Toward the end of the game, aboard the Ragnarok, Kiros and Ward make commentary as to Squall's resemblance to his mother and his dissimilarity to his father.25 Laguna also intends to tell something to Squall, but he opts not to due to the circumstances.
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by Danial Horton October 23, 2007
Get the Laguna mug.1.)When the lag in a game is so bad that it isn't worth playing.
2.)When your computer's connection speed is worse than that of dial-up.
2.)When your computer's connection speed is worse than that of dial-up.
Steve: Man last night I was playing Halo 3 and my connection had a laggasm and I appeared on the other side of the map.
Carl: That's nothing my connection was having such a laggasm that I couldn't even load google for 20 minutes.
Carl: That's nothing my connection was having such a laggasm that I couldn't even load google for 20 minutes.
by CrunkMagnum August 6, 2009
Get the Laggasm mug.The crevice, or fleshy divot, resulting from the tension of unduly tight clothing on a man's genitalia. It specifically refers to the testicular area, and the ridge that becomes visible between the testes. Often referred to as camel-toe when such clothing is worn by and pressed against a woman's genitalia.
by jose felipe May 23, 2006
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