Carnegie Learning

A murderous educational math program that was made in a specific ring of fire in hell called Satan's asshole. Students who come in contact with the program are forced to give up their souls and faith in humanity after using the online learning program and after using the books. It also causes both students and teachers to cry themselves to sleep every night due to the horrendous amount of math problems.

I may be a fuckboy , but at least I don't use Carnegie learning

by maricalamari January 4, 2015

Cashcab learning

The stuff they make you learn in school that won't help you in the real world anyway.

Stuff you wouldn't need to know unless you were on Cashcab. Cashcab learning.

by Texasfreak March 27, 2009

E-Learning

plain and simple HELL where teachers evolve from friendly creatures to level 10 hostile mobs. Most confusing attendance in history. but happens to be the only time in history where i'm getting straight A's. (also gives me an opportunity to flirt without real interaction ;)

Friend 1:Hey, you do E-Learning for health?
Friend 2: Yea I just copy and pasted all the definitions. You do Math?
Friend 1: Yea I used photomath and mathway and got a 95%

by Santa Baby ♡ April 17, 2020

learning curve

the rate of a person's progress in gaining experience or new skills.

"the latest software packages have a steep learning curve"

by Anarchist Hawke November 24, 2013

Larnia

A girl who is beautiful and has the best smile, deep dark chocolate brown eyes. Makes the best friend you could ever wish for and an amazing girlfriend although she has trouble with knowing exactly what she's feeling. She denies that she's even pretty, although she's drop-dead gorgeous. She is caring, sweet and lovely.

She doesn't think that she is as amazing as she is although this is probably due to being undervalued by her family.

Likes: Cuddles, random presents, cats, unexpected flowers and kisses on the nose.

Dislikes : Moody parents, scratchy cats, unhappy friends and mint flavoured chocolate.

Person one - " There's this girl I've met, she's so loving, sweet and beautiful; I'm going to ask her out soon."
Person two - " Don't tell me, her name's Larnia?"
Person one - " Spot on dude!"

by Roe Calder December 20, 2016

learning curve

Generally defines the amount of effort and/or time someone is willing to invest in learning something new.

A "steep learning curve" means more effort and/or time was required than they were willing to invest.

"OMG this new thing has such a steep learning curve!"

by namsupo October 23, 2015

Learning Curve's a Bitch

(1) Whenever somebody studies a certain subject, or learns a certain skill, finds it very hard as it progresses into its advanced levels.

(2) An expression said by someone who is struggling in learning something .

(3) A term used when one finds it hard in working through their goals.

(A) "How's the website you're making?"

"I don't know man, but Learning Curve's a Bitch."

(B) "When it comes to learning Quantum Mechanics, Learning Curve's a Bitch."

(C) "Learning Curve's a Bitch when you're trying to be on top in Law School."

(D) "You're planning to buy that game? Good luck, coz Learning Curve's a Bitch when you're playing it."

(E) "Winning is hard in Casino-level poker since the Learning Curve's a Bitch."

(F) "Trying to run for President is real hard since the Learning Curve is a whole new level, a Bitch level."

by RobAdler September 17, 2020