lift my luggage

Phrase used to describe taking a homosexual prostitute on a European vacation, while being an advocate of Gay to Straight conversion therapy.

George Rekers (co-founder of Anti-Gay Family Research Council) hired a blonde hustler on Rentboy.com and took him to Ibiza for a 10 day vacation, when confronted with this news he claimed he hired the boy to "lift my luggage".

by ProfessionalSmartAss May 4, 2010

dutch luggage

The storage space in between your left and right cheek; often heated and scented like a Dutch Oven.

We couldn't find the tv remote, it was wedged in his Dutch luggage.

by Ivana Assenheimer October 8, 2017

Pink Luggage

A gentleman's genitals

John hoisted his 'pink luggage' into his pants

Kev rested his 'pink luggage' on Kim's forehead

by Gavidoff November 17, 2017

Fall River Luggage

A Price Rite bag. Price Rite bags are larger, and of a much stronger quality than the typical grocery or paper bag, making them the "high end" bag of choice for the homeless population to carry everything they own.

Bum 1: my stuff!!! It fell on da floor outa my bag!!!

Bum 2: dat's funny!

Bum 3: he shoulda got used some Fall River Luggage to carry his stuff across plymouth ave!!!

Bum 2: ya, instead, he got runned over by a low ridin 92 civic.

by CheapScotch August 11, 2012

arkansas luggage

Foreskin. Refers to the time when Arkansans were too poor to pay a doctor to circumcise their boys, while Americans in other states were routinely circumcised. At that time, being uncircumcised was looked down upon, so the term is faintly derisive. Also hints that the bearer of such foreskin is so poor he could pack all of his possessions in his foreskin, and has no use for luggage.

Check out that dude's Arkansas luggage! It's hanging off the end like lace curtains!

by microaperture December 29, 2010

Howard Hughes Luggage

A container that was filled with urine while operating a motorized vehicle and jetisoned to the side of the roadway as litter. Common containers used as trucker bombs are plastic gallon jugs, small plastic bottles, and wide mouthed glass containers. However any container capable of holding a volume of liquid waste expelled from the human body can be used.

The highway clean-up crew found alot of Howard Hughes Luggage while cleaning up the road side

by MikeW900L June 3, 2010

Luggage

Male Sexual Organ

I went had to rent a boy to carry my luggage for me. Especially used in anti-gay circles.

by The anti-gay revenger May 4, 2010