Lou

1. A Lou is between diarrhea and solid stool. A Lou dump resembles small shrimp or brown shredded paper. It often precludes diarrhea or even getting the flu. Symptoms are often similar to diarrhea, where a person experiences a great amount of pressure on their lower abdomen and intense sweating around their ass.

2. On a spectrum of wipeage 1-10, with 1 being a no wipe and 10 requiring a Roll, A Lou can range from a 6-9. It leaves the person guessing and never satisfied.

Tom: I need to get to the bathroom.
Seth: Why?
Tom: Because I think I just Lou'd in my pants.
Ex2:
Ashley: It smells like you just did a Lou fart.

by NoLou4me June 20, 2011

lou

A word that is short for loser

You're such a lou Andrew!

by Joha June 11, 2006

lou

noun: male reproductive organ

she sucked my lou yesterday

by Deez Nutz in your mouth December 28, 2005

Lou

Lou is a girl who cant keep secrets and takes things personally but we guess she is an okay friend, nobody likes u sorry not sorry

Oh hey it's that girl who spills tea to all her bsf her name is lou

by Pipi1223 April 14, 2019

lou

1. Short for Loser - comes from Ace Ventura when Ace says "Leh hoo ze herr" (Loser) - Lou.

2. Can be combined with ish; Louish - Even better than the best.

1. You're a lou.

2. Man, that's so Louish - sweet.

by Clint Decker November 21, 2004

Lou

Lou is a muscular master piece according to the common folk. He is the sort of person who will grip you and make you his own. Don't let his friendly appearance fool you he is actually a sex offender and enjoys the sport of perverting.

Bro why are you being such a lou to that girl?

by FNJJJ May 15, 2020

Lou

Lou's seem like polite psychopaths at first. Once you get to know them you find out that they are very nice people, they'd give the shirt off their back...until they are not, then avoid a Lou whose taking his shirt off. Lou's generally marry women that get a kick out of seeing other guy's try and hit on them. That's when you find Lou's to be just plain psychopaths. Not to be mistaken for the sociopathic ones...steer clear of that one. He's had more than he can take and F*cken Flipped..that one doesn't give a F*CK! They're the same person..sooo. ..Know what? Just.. avoid them.

Person 1."Who's that Hot chick with that crazy looking dude over there?"
Person 2."What cra-... F*CK me! It's Lou. "
Person 1."Who's Lou?"
(Person 2 is already gone)

by Asphalt2face October 21, 2018