lobster

Word used for Jordan Peterson and his fans.

A: I hate JP. He says patriarchy never existed.
B: Don't bother with him. He's just a lobster trying to act like he knows it all and tweaks everything to suit his biased views.

(lobster originating from his hand movements)

by lobster repeller July 12, 2022

Lobstering

The act of peeing on a person while you’re fucking them. It’s called lobstering because lobsters actually do this irl. 💧

Hey yo timsha let’s meet up for a lobstering session in the School library... the carpets finna be wet and dirty asffff tho

by benthelobstaaa🤤 September 16, 2018

Lobster

Known for their vice-like grip...

To lobster is the act of restraining the gonads of a partner and ANNIHILATE them.

Used in a variety of ways spanning from Lover to Enemy.

Joey Nignone: So are we going on that date or not?

Dan Wynne: That depends... Are you going to order the lobster?

by This is not Johnson January 30, 2010

lobsters

when the level of someones public lice or "crabs" gets to an unbearable level.

"those aint crabs, those are lobsters!"

by Jayo August 15, 2004

lobster

To describe a chik that has a mad body, but a bad face.
It comes from when you eat a lobster, you eat the body and throw away the head!
Usually shortened to "lobs"

Synonyms: BUTTERHEAD or PRAWN

The word was used first in NY, but unlike a "prawn", a lobster has a really really ugly face.

Daniel: Man, that chik has a nice ass...
(the girl turns around)
Jeff: Fuck me! Wot a lobster! she s all urs!
Daniel: eew!!... for sure god forgot about her when he was distributing beauty!

by Michael Dig September 25, 2006

lobster

An encredibly sexy animal that is always up for something kinky ;}

Look, there's a lobster! God they make me horny!

by Mooshe September 30, 2005

Lobster

A prank to play on an unsuspecting female friend. You approach her silently from behind, and with both hands reach around and tweak her nipples, and yell "Lobster!" She will probably freak out and scream -- this is the desired effect.

I gave her the lobster as payback for the scorpion she gave me earlier.

by bbf August 1, 2007