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Lipstick

Verb: The act of writing a message on a car’s windshield with cheap, greasy lipstick. Particularly, as an act of retribution, revenge or punishment against it’s owner(s).
“This lady got pissed at her neighbours for parking in her spot all the time, so she decided to lipstick a message on their windshield about what happens to people who park in other people’s parking spots. I never figured out how they got it cleaned…” or “I cheated on my girlfriend and she lipsticked my car bro”
by Ishkabibille May 8, 2025
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Lipstick Alley

Lipstick Alley was originally a website for Black women of all ethnicities, but originally only for African-American women. Now it is a website full of people masked in "digital blackface" and trolls who "doxx" people's personal information, and the moderators and The Admin are okay with that. In fact the Admin and moderators scheme behind closed doors to get rid of users they find irritating, it was revealed by a moderator that they discuss members, which is why certain members are always given warnings for no reason and then banned indefinitely. They also have favorite members, who can do no wrong. They can "doxx" and "cyber-bully" and get no warnings. They also love to use the "groan" button to show how much they dislike someone, which shows you how crazy they are.

Biased moderators include The Admin who is the worst, Chris Partlow, DadofSage, RagstoRiches, and a few others. Most of them are in digital blackface, as LSA has been sold over the years. If you want to be bullied, harassed, and stalked, then LSA is the place for you. The blocking system is flawed, it does not work, and if you ask the Admin or moderators for help, they will shun you and possibly turn the table on you and ban you, instead of the person harassing you.

There is a privacy breach, in which you cannot delete your account or data. They also collect data on each and every user.
"I don't like what you have to say on Lipstick Alley, so I'm going to GROAN you to death with the rating system! And get you banned by the Admin and the moderators!"

Response: "DAMN!"
by RanRanChan September 19, 2020
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Lipstick Lullaby

A kiss goodnight from a girl, phrase introduced from a song by Mayday Parade.
With a lipstick lullaby she walked away into the night.
by JaceyBlue October 24, 2012
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Lipstick Nerd

An exceptionally intelligent woman, who enjoys retaining her femininity and takes pleasure in being sexy. She plucks, shaves, grooms, and wears makeup. An "A-list" nerd.
"Did you see the lipstick nerd on the arm of Dr. Smith?"
"Yeah, I bet he has a huge IQ"
by woolysocks September 20, 2012
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Lipstick arse

When U find yourself trapped in the John scared to pull up your expensive Calvins simply due to your Rusty Bullet Hole apparently feeding a single unpassable turd slowly out onto the paper as if someone had hidden a lipstick dispenser up your arse and was slowly turning the base!
Look, its not my fault, OK? I got a fucking Lipstick Arse situation here! Go on without me and Ill catch you up!
by ..WiL May 19, 2005
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lipstick lesbian

feminine lesbian who is attracted to other feminine lesbians. they generally enjoy fashion, flowers, perfume, sex and the city, lingerie, lipstick of course, and (gasp!) passionate sex with other women.
"If I wanted to date someone who looked like a man, I'd find a man. Where are all the lipstick lesbians?"
by lyric April 12, 2004
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Lipstick lesbian

Lipstick lesbian is a slang term for a woman who is romantically and sexually interested in other women (that's the lesbian part) and also exhibits feminine traits like wearing dresses or skirts, high heeled shoes and makeup (hence 'lipstick'), sympathy, gentleness and sensitivity.

NB a woman who is a lesbian doesn't necessarily hate men, she just isn't romantically interested in having a relationship with a man.
Bob: 'Wow, that girl Janine is fit, I'd love to be in a relationship with with her'.
Sean: 'Sorry bob, she's a lipstick lesbian, she wouldn't be interested'.
Bob: 'Damn it'!
by Online Fan December 7, 2014
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