Lion King that Hoe

when you f*** a girl from behind, cum on her back, take some on your thumb, turn her over and make a line on her forehead with your thumb, whilst whispering "Simba"

"Yo nigga, I Lion king that hoe every night"
"I Simba'd her like 6 times this week, and now she refers to anything sexual as lion king"

by yaanni December 28, 2009

Lion King that Hoe

When you jizz in your hand and smear it across a girl's forehead. It is what Rafiki did to Simba with that fruit stuff in the lion king movie.

Boy 1: Hey Man I dare you to lion king that hoe.
Boy 2: OK dude.
Girl: Why did you jizz in your hand and rub it on my forehead asshole?
Boy 2: It's what Rafiki did to Simba with that fruit stuff in the Lion King movie.
Boy 1 and 2: Owned bitch

by seandawg October 16, 2007

lion king 1/2

a waste of time and money

"i watched lion king 1/2..."

by Pat and Brandon July 9, 2006

Lion king doggy style

It is when you have sex with a chick while pretending to be mufasa and as soon as you’re about to nut you roar

Her: do you have any kinks

Him: yes I like lion king doggy style
Her: oh yes I like it

by @xx_bitch_lasagna_xx August 25, 2019

Lion-King'd

The moment when you are awoken from a deep, pleasant sleep by a slow rising but powerful blast of Sunlight through a window, forcing you to get up with the opening theme tune from "The Lion King" stuck in your head (featuring Elton John & Lady Smith Black Mambazo).

I was sleeping peacefully and then BAM!!, I was Lion-King'd and had to get up.

by The Brown Welsh May 22, 2010

lion king-ing

When you nuzzle into someone, (generally into their neck) in a cute and slightly atavistic fashion, much like employed by Simba and Nala in the popular Disney film, "The Lion King"

Hannah; What are you doing?
Rhiannon; Lion King-ing you. What? It's cute!

by RhiannonD May 13, 2008

Lion king theorem

When two people have an argument. They play the lion king movie in the background, one guy can only speak while simba is on screen and the other may speak while simba is off screen.

The presidential debate is on tonight ? Fuck a mediator let’s use the lion king theorem.

by Spinter April 22, 2021