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Watch your linguini!

“Watch your linguini!”
A way of telling someone to watch their language but using shitty comedy to hide the hypocritical fact that you also curse horrendously
Guy 1: WHAT THE FUCK!
Guy 2: Watch your linguini!
Guy 1: What?
by FoxenBoxen March 8, 2022
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Linguini (ultrakill)

A specific type of ultrakill player typically in europe who posts repetitive content to youtube
"yeah man i just got done watching linguini (ultrakill)"
"oh did he finally make original content?"
"fuck no"
by faithfulfall September 1, 2025
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The linguini

The process of a group of 5 or more men dip their dongs in cheese sauce then having a "sword fight" and who ever has the most cheese left wins. The winner gets a blow job from each man.
Yeah me and my buddies had a long night of drinking and we decided to do the linguini. Jacob one so I was assigned ti suck his balls.
by YahBoy67V July 31, 2024
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Used after something tragic happened to you sexually or unconsensually, often used in North American slang term specifically in Alberta or Quebec ruled areas of Canada.
"yo ray my homie just hat angry african booty bum linguini smegma goon jizz sex"
ray:damn bro is he doing okay?
by ni double g a June 13, 2025
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linguini

a british man operating an autistic discord server with the most mentally disturbed and gayest gabriel simps to face existence
"who the fuck is linguini"
"i dont know"
by hardened cock March 20, 2024
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