Lift Interpretation Fuckwittery Threshold (LIFT)
n. The
age related milestone at which an individual loses the ability to process lift related information and instead relies on strangers for navigation. Once crossed, a lift journey can become a collaborative exercise involving at least
one boomer and an unwilling bystander.
Diagnostic criteria include:
- Asking whether a lift is going up while a down
arrow is illuminated.
- Entering lifts travelling in the opposite direction to the desired floor.