a Lidl

It's a store that have so bad advertisement that everyone hate it.

This store is absolutely a Lidl.

by hippotuiosson April 18, 2008

dirty Lidl Marie

The art of using both ends of a dildo while giving your partner a hug.

Gazz: I really wanted cuddles last night but she didnt. It’s okay in the end she gave me a Dirty Lidl Marie

by Marinebw69 July 20, 2023

Lidless

If one is said to be lidless it can refer to several aspects of their behaviour. Being lidless mainly is defined by a persons stupidity, haircut or general persona.

Mate, you cant even roll! your absolutely lidless right now!

Man, Peter was lidless on Thursday!

Look at your hair, you Lidless bastard!

by King of the Quinn July 28, 2009

Lidls

A German multi national market company that is set to take on Tesco in 2050. Cheap brands and cheap labour is extended in order for the lower class citizens to afford it like myself . Apart from the brand being completely undistinguishable compared to commercial products there is simply no difference.

"Lidls" own brand of shampoo, beacuse your worthless.

Person 1: I'm going to the Lidls shop right now, would you wait for me across the counter?

Person 2: No way man, I don't want be seen around with you in Lidls, friends will think I'm cheap.!

Person 3: Fuck off, I'm human you know. I need to eat something to live!

by Lonelybastard February 5, 2010

Cory Lidle

A great baseball player and a greater dad who tragically died 10-11-06, in a plane accident, around 2:30pm in New York City.He played the last part of his season with the Yankees, who he was traded to on the trading deadline, before which he played for Philidelphia.

The most likely cause for the accident was some sort of mechanical failure.

People who think Cory Lidle is a terrorist are either complete idiots, or ignorant Red Sox or Mets fans.

Normal Person "Dont you think Cory lidle was a nice person and a great dad?"
Ignorant Met fan "Who ya talkin bout, u meanz that terrorist, cory lidle, who was hired by al queda to blow up the building but failed? he was an azzzhole"
Normal Person "Wow, well, atleast you thought about it...., wat about you?"
Ignorant Red Sox fan "umm der der der, i dink im going to agwee wid da met fan der der der, wen does special ed start?"
Normal Person "Why am I even talking to you guys anyway?"

by DylanWR October 16, 2006

lidlicker

The gentle licking of eyelids - what a strange but pleasing sensation. Discovered and administered by Johnny & Cathie

Take the lids of a loved one and gently lick them

by John Stevenson November 9, 2004

Lidlock

Lanesville, Indiana Slang term. N.//V.//
Definition:
1. When one person is so high that their eyes look asleep but they are fully awake.

2. When one's eyelids are so low they look asleep.

"Can you even see bro?"

"Yeah dude, i just look asleep, i've got lidlock right now can't you tell?"

by Don Fatana January 10, 2018