Place where homeless people go to wash up in the bathroom and escape from the streets until ladies with godawfully tight buns shoo them away because they smell like soiled panties.
Homeless Man #1: Earl, get out of you box.
Homeless Man #2: Why? It's so cold and we're both homeless.
Homeless Man #1: We need to get baths and some refuge from this terrible cold and the library is open.
Homeless Man#2: Yeah! Let's go make it smell like ass!
A place to borrow books for school and recreational reading to the average soul, but to the enlightened folk it is equivalent to hell and is where Satan lies in wait. Sometimes you can find him "shhh-ing" people as the librarian, but some librarians are just simple, innocent people like you or me.
A place in the olden days where people would go to find information on various things. Nowadays, you can just find this same information on the internet from your own home without needing to go to the library.
In current times, since not many people go to the library, they have added computers with internet access, which is mostly used by bums or other homeless people looking for porn.
"what stinks at this library? oh, nevermind, i see a bum over there looking at porn, it looks like he hasn't showered in a month"