Lerner's Father

Unfortunately this man is yet to be found. Lerner's Mom has had so much sex that it's possible Lerner's Father could be...
Sean Connery, Carson Daly, Muhammad Ali, EDI Cramer, Bill Clinton, or Uncle Ben (yea, the rice guy)

Midshipman 1- "Dude, wanna hang out tonight? A bunch of people are coming, even Lerner's Father."
Midshipman 2- "Really? I've never met him before."
Midshipman 1- "That's ok, neither has Lerner."

by Pedro November 18, 2004

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Leeper

The sweetest, and kindest man you will ever know. He is usually soft spoken but has a huge heart. The best friend that you could ever have. He also has bad allergies and excessive hair. Also will never admit it but is a Hufflepuff through and through.

That guy is super kind, he must be a Leeper

by themidnightwriter2 September 13, 2017

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Leaner

When a person leans their back against a wall, usually outside, and defecates.

"Man, look at that shit stain on that wall, someone did a Leaner!"

by Seeley89 February 21, 2017

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Leaner

A longish extrusion of fecal material stuck to the skin of the left or right ass-cheek, that is free enough to lean to the right or left, front or back, depending on the angle of the bum relative to the toilet seat. May or may not be fully extruded from the balloon knot, but must be attached to the cheek in question. May be partially submerged in the toilet water, if long enough. Requires a vigorous shaking of the butt cheeks and possible sphincter contraction to dislodge, followed by extensive butt-wiping to ensure proper hygiene.

Christian: (Loudly, from the bathroom) Dad! I've got a leaner!
Dad: And that's my problem how?

by Snarkzilla February 4, 2014

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