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lazer breath

When a foul, smelly, disgusting, putrid, rancid, sulfuric odor, (Like that usually found near a sewer hole, garbage dump, or dead body) is emitted from another humans mouth into your face.
While i was showing Shelly some pics on my phone, she got up over my shoulder...... HALITOSIS! She hit me hard with some lazer breath! Damn,... got my little sister too. Our noses will never be the same. Jeezus.
by Sinn jinn May 31, 2016
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lazer quest

The place where anyone who is pimp, cool, hardcore, extreme, or sexy hangs out. Lazer quest simulates you killing people with lazers and gives older people a chance to boost their ego by destroying little kids at it.
Andy: yo, my ego is kind of down
Jordan: Let's go destroy some children at lazer quest
by RocktheJordan July 22, 2006
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Lazer-Flop

An elite action that is attempted to be carried out, but fails. Usually associated with trying to be the best at a video game, and failing. Select (a Korean video game champ), is immune to Lazer-Flopping.
"Looks like another Lazer-Flop, folks"
by Davo A. February 8, 2007
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Lazer Turkey

A balance specced pvp druid from wow. They are refered to this because they pew their wrath lazer in pvp and machine gun people down.
Kov: Whatcha gunna do tonight?
Pizo: Gunna level my lazer turkey.
by kovenant675 October 29, 2008
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Lazer Gattling Cannon

The ultimate weapon in the universe that can destroy any thing and has infinite ammo and if their was a i am legend zombie apocolypes it would be the weapon of choice
Lazer Gattling Cannon
by P-wee123 November 10, 2009
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Lazer Soul

Term for mid-eighties old school R&B ala The Gap Band, Zapp, Midnight Star, Starpoint, Lakeside, ect. It is flashy synth driven pop soul music with a four on the floor disco dance beat. Term was coined by the music blog Beat Electric. It is always spelled with a Z, not an s.
Did you hear that sweet lazer soul jam that Dj Fucknuts 5000 just dropped?
by DJ LeBaron July 23, 2009
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Lazer Snake

A ancient species of beasts. Only seven have ever been known to exist each one being on the seven continents. The North American Lazer Snake lives in New Mexico. only one man has ever been able to live from a Lazer Snake encounter. All of our information is based off of his true story. We don't know the location of the six other Lazer Snakes but we were revealed that they truly do exist. Lazer Snakes are extremely hostile creatures and should not be approached. Lazer Snake can all so be used as a large sum.
What is the area of the universe LAZER SNAKE!!! - J. Meyer PhD Lazer Snakeology
by J. Meyer - phD lazer snakes March 21, 2017
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