ho lasagne

A delicious treat for those who like the taste of ass, dick,
cum, and pussy

Vivian: Yo, Kev, I got some ho lasagne for you, better than last night
Kevin: Cool. I hope it tastes better, cuz you know how I swell up after you fuck an Asian.

by Butter Mike October 11, 2018

southern lasagne

an unkempt and unclean woman's pubic region during the crimson tide....lips=lasagna noodle, cheese=cheese, blood=sauce mama mia!!

Tony Fabrioni enjoys eating his grandmother's homeade southern lasagna.

by unavailable March 26, 2004

homemade lasagne

Violent bum rape, optionally with a strap on.

She invited me round for tea, but it turns out she had HOMEMADE LASAGNE in mind!

by Anonymous July 31, 2003

Poopy Lasagne

The term you use to describe the foul creation you leave in the toilet when you go for a shit, finish wiping your ass and then realise you need another shit. Leaving layers of shite and paper making a poopy lasagne

Mate was in the big for an hour, had a poopy lasagne you get me

by NotSoMuchOfAMorenoFan January 22, 2020

mouldy lasagne

The term to describe a person who is very smelly and spreads fake stories.

Guy 1: huh, why does it smell so much all of a sudden
Guy 2: James just walked in, hes a mouldy lasagne

by Nuckerr March 5, 2021

Chicken lasagne

Greasy orange food that placed on the tit and eaten with a chicken having a wee pet of his wee man

awk that chicken lasagne is so great and succulent what a wee chancer what a treat 😂😂

by Taigcitylasagne April 12, 2021

Bed Lasagne

Sexy times

Bro you should come out tonight, Mash Gang are having an open bar

"I can't, I'm making bed lasagne with the other half"

Say less bro. Say less.

by ichbintimothy April 24, 2023