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F.M.L.

"fuck my life" - said as an interjection to express discontent with events in one's life.
"I have to read 5 novels this summer for school. On MY vacation. F.M.L."
by jd9318 August 11, 2008
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F.M.L.S.W.A.D.

to be completely in all ways screwed and in trouble. NOOOOO hope. The act of failing miserably with no chance to make up for your actions. actual meaning for acronym is fuck my life sideways with a dildo.
ur mom walks in on u having sex ur life is over so this would be a "F.M.L.S.W.A.D."moment.
by fmlsawd man! July 27, 2010
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W.M.L.

Mercedes: You suck!

Michaelito: W.M.L.!!!
by Nick Ang August 28, 2008
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M'l-lady

Failing to say M'lady after tipping your fedora because you have a stutter.
*tips Fedora* M'l-lady
by Garlic_ December 8, 2020
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H.T.M.L.

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anyone with a pair of balls needs to know H.T.M.L.
by bac292 March 31, 2008
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J.M.L.K.

A superhero/awesome guy. His existence revolves around being the coolest guy on the face of the planet. He's even had a song written about him and his sidekick Noshmetoo entitled "J.M.L.K. and Noshmetoo (Ate a Shoe)". He is currently dating Noshmetoo's sister, Nashmetoo.
"J.M.L.K. and Noshmetoo (Ate a Shoe)"
by JBreezyTheMan September 16, 2009
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H.M.L.S

when you wake up in the morning and you hate your life... that is H.M.L.S. Or hate my life syndrome as it is also known.

it is also possible for certain individuals to contract this horrible condition during the middle of the day.

Take Durdey for example, constant H.M.L.S. =
*wakes up in the morning* "argh! H.M.L.S!"

or

"hate my life!"
by Mr Wizanski March 13, 2008
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