Kyoto Solo

Related to a Tokyo Sandblaster. Though instead of being scat related, the Kyoto Solo is semen based.
The Kyoto Solo is when you cum so hard and in such a copius amount that your partner takes on the appearance of Han Solo encased in Carbonite. The fact that their eyes are squinting relates back to the Tokyo Sandblaster. Also see Hibernation Semen sickness.

Dude 1 - "How was last night ?"
Dude 2 - "Samantha let me Kyoto Solo her. I was seriously close to displaying her in Jabbas palace."

by Julio Mandell April 19, 2011

Kyoto coat hanger

When a girl (possibly a girlfriend) is pregnant, and you have sex with her, attempting to kill the unborn fetus with your dick. Named after Japan's shameful tradition of abortions.

When Becky got pregnant, I took care of it by giving her the old Kyoto coat hanger!

by skimordie January 13, 2009

kyoto restaurant

A restaurant your Dad didn't take you to because he hates you.

My Dad didn't feed me, I'm actually starving. He took himself to the Kyoto Restaurant anyway though, and told me about it when he got back.

by Mr. Dailer August 23, 2016

kyoto protocol

Some Italians, particularly in the region of Puglia, believe that this is a code word for a secret erotic Japanese practice.

It involves inserting large boluses of ice up one's anus. One by one.

As reference in the video of the famous singer, Caparezza.

- Last night me and my bae tried the kyoto protocol.

- dayum, you are brave. How much did the temperature drop by?

by beatrizzz November 11, 2020

kyotozyn

The prettiest and best person to exist bc she is a girlboss

kyotozyn Is Jesus

by Protigerider June 28, 2021

Kyoto

A sexy mf who knows what to do, when to do it, and a ball of confidence. He is great with the ladies, making them all wanna have his babies

Girl 1: You know that mf Kyoto?
Girl 2: No, who is he?
Girl 1: A sexy mf, I luv him

by Aprettymf February 22, 2022

kiroto

Defender of the shadows, harbinger of the new moon. Revolutionary of a new era for the souls of humanity rests in his hands. Kiroto is the epitome of justice, determination, and the ever longing pursuit of greatness. A god amongst mere mortal men, walking; striding across valleys and mountains, bringing peace and protection to all humans his influence may touch. Gone are the days of living in fear of the unknown, gone are the days of feeling weak in times of trouble, he is here as a light to guide the way to our prosperity. He is transcendent of any words our flawed language may explain him to truly be. He is the being that answers the universe's questions with his infinite wisdom. He is Kiroto.

Hail Kiroto

by DefenderoftheShadows January 5, 2023