(verb) When one (male or female) wakes up after a night of heavy drinking while camping to find a naked kwon sleeping in the fetal postion right next to you.
On the last night of our camping trip we all got so fucked up, we drank a bottle of vodka thrity beers and hooked up with several ladies, but when I woke up in the morning I realized I had been sha-kwoned
by Anonymous August 29, 2003
Dance aerobics that are inspired by the martial arts. It includes movements such as front kicks, roundhouse kicks, side kicks, punches, hand chops, and spear hands. This workout is generally accompanied by "Get Ready For This" by 2 Unlimited.
Usually taught in low level Tae Kwon Do or Karate schools. It caters to people who want to brag that they study martial arts but without ever having to take a kick or a punch or otherwise risk getting hurt during practice. These schools also rely on their Tae Kwon Doerobic prowess during demonstrations that entice families to sign up for this non-violent, yet seemingly impressive form of training.
Belt ranks (and eventually a Black Belt) can be earned in Tae Kwon Doerobics by attending class regularly for a period of time.
Usually taught in low level Tae Kwon Do or Karate schools. It caters to people who want to brag that they study martial arts but without ever having to take a kick or a punch or otherwise risk getting hurt during practice. These schools also rely on their Tae Kwon Doerobic prowess during demonstrations that entice families to sign up for this non-violent, yet seemingly impressive form of training.
Belt ranks (and eventually a Black Belt) can be earned in Tae Kwon Doerobics by attending class regularly for a period of time.
Jerry has a black belt in Tae Kwon Doerobics. That means he can out-dance his opponent AND look menacing at the same time. We just pray this either scares or amuses his attacker so Jerry doesn't get really hurt.
by Htos_Drol November 22, 2012
"There is broken shit everywhere. Why the hell would you try an ariel kick next to the china cabinet, your such a tae kwon joe!"
by icebergpickle October 18, 2009
When someone who thinks they are hot shit because they are highly ranked in a mcdojo and goes out gets in a fight and gets owned like no tomorrow.Therefore all those years of Tae kwon do becomes tae kwon don't in a matter of seconds.
by El Grinder December 12, 2009
Tae - To strike with the foot
Kwon - To destroy with the fist
Do - The art / way of...
The Korean art of kicking and punching - which would kick your arse.
Kwon - To destroy with the fist
Do - The art / way of...
The Korean art of kicking and punching - which would kick your arse.
by Tom August 3, 2003
1.Self-Defense System.
Rex Kwin Do we use the buddy system.
No more flyin' solo.
You need somebody watching your back at all times!
2.rip-off program.
Rex Kwin Do we use the buddy system.
No more flyin' solo.
You need somebody watching your back at all times!
2.rip-off program.
by jiminence March 19, 2005
An umbrella term for Korean martial arts styles united in the 1950s. Some schools trace a heritage through one of the more narrowly defined "kwans" that existed before the unification. Drawing from a mixture of influences, it is best known for its explosive kicks and strikes. Most similar to karate, but tends to be less linear and more motive. A good school will do sparring (rule based, but hardens the body), breaking (accuracy), and self-defense exercises.
Unfortunately, in recent times, Tae Kwon Do's loose definition and the willingness of many to use it as mere training for Olympic-style Sparring has resulted in many poorly run schools.
As with any martial art, there are advantages and disadvantages; no single style is complete. And remember it the skill lies in the school and the artist, not the style.
Unfortunately, in recent times, Tae Kwon Do's loose definition and the willingness of many to use it as mere training for Olympic-style Sparring has resulted in many poorly run schools.
As with any martial art, there are advantages and disadvantages; no single style is complete. And remember it the skill lies in the school and the artist, not the style.
by Calabrino L November 10, 2007