Kunis lingus

The act of eating a York Peppermint Patty out of Mila Kunis' anal cavity.

Break out the Peppermint Patties, it's time for some Kunis Lingus!

by Audio X August 10, 2010

Kuni no Yume

Japanese for "Land of Dreams," or "Field of Dreams."

A retarded AOL roleplaying chatroom, overflooded by Ch00bs and n00bs.

Random Kagome Clone: Omg i am not a noob i am a kuni no yumer!!!1!!!!!!111`11!!
Leiko: ...+Point, manaical laughter.+

by Leiko October 3, 2004

Normalised Kunis Unit

This is a standardised unit of measurement for the hotness of a female, based on Mila Kunis being a 1, anything hotter being above 1 and anything not as hot being below. Also known as a NKU.

It has been discussed at length and there is no mathematical comparison between the 0-10 scale and the Nominal Kunis Unit scale. Save yourself the time and don't bother, it's mathematical anomaly.

"Emma Stone is a 0.7 NKU"

"Margot Robbie is definitely a 1.1 NKU"
"I disagree I think she is only a 0.9 Normalised Kunis Unit"

by Dg3097 November 24, 2014

Mila Kunis Me

Reference to a scene in the movie Black Swan where Mila Kunis' character appears to perform orally on Natalie Portman's

I'd let Megan Fox "Mila Kunis me"

by K WoWWw January 13, 2011

make a mila out of her kunis

To perform oral sex on a woman. Reference to the sex scene with Mila Kunis in "Black Swan".

That girl is hot; I'd like to make a Mila out of her Kunis.

by Reno2112 May 15, 2011

Kuni

In pashtun means pretty, often used to describe the pashtuns little chai boys who they say are kuni cheskas. Or who they call kuni kushad means a pretty faggot with a big asshole.

Those hamas protestors think they are so special but if they were to really go hang out with terrorists they would just be their kuni kushads

by Lampshade75 May 1, 2024

Kuni

A funny fnaf enthusiast who stays up at night to catch up with the lore. They’re also very pretty and fun to spend time with.

“Are you in love with Kuni?” “Ofc who isn’t??”

by Sofyayyayayaya January 6, 2022