kumquat

i love you

hayley: “kumquat”
sam: “ditto”

by Breenieweenie22 March 22, 2021

kumquat

A safe word a girl (particularly Nina Dobrev) would use when her sexual partner (particularly Vin Diesel) is being too overwhelming during the intercourse, indicating a confused state of slight discomfort and extreme enjoyment simultaneously.

Girl: OMG! Kumquat... Kumquat!
Guy: Okay, do I stop or keep going?
Girl: I don't know, just Kumquat, damn it!

by DeverauxPlymouth February 10, 2020

kumquat

the male equivalent of the word 'cunt'

"shut up you dirty kumquat"
"he is such a fucking kumquat"

by bananalover69 April 21, 2010

kumquat

1. Small boobs
2. A small orange citrus fruit, high in Vitamin C
3. A fruit (homosexual person)
4. Idiot

1. Yo, Kidjwa, that chick as some perky kumquats
2. Hey, Frank, pass the bowl of kumquats, I believe I'm coming down with the scurvy
3. Yo, John's a kumquat, he touched my butt.
4. Rick is a kumquat he doesn't know anything

by Hernando Sanchez September 5, 2008

kumquat

1. certain type of citrus fruit
2. random unknown; thingy, something or other, whatever

"her rpg character where invariably Decepticon jets/ seekers/ kumquat"

"Ladies and Gentlemen, Giant Fish, kumquat, we are proud to present..."

by ragedaisy August 31, 2004

kumquat

1) someone who is brain dead

2) someone who makes illogical decisions

fuck off you kumquat!

by Alex April 2, 2003

kumquat

Like a date, only platonic. A friend-date, to get to know someone better or to catch up with them.

Alice asked me out on a kumquat - we're gonna go ice skating!

by I<3PIE January 28, 2015