kuler

Kuler, a gigantic brown and purple ape. It stands at 6'9'' tall, and weighs 550 lbs. There is only one living member of this species known to exist. It is theorized to exist somewhere in the Florida keys. Normally a docile creature, but is easy to anger. When provoked the Kuler slips into a tantric frenzy, attempting to penetrate any moist spot with it's pulsing green johnson.

Oh, for the love of Christ, look at the size of that Kuler's johnson.

Dear Vishnu, save me from this raging Kuler.

Mom, can I keep this Kuler?

by Justin O. C. September 26, 2006

kulesza

Polish for "maker of soup"

See him, he's a kulesza.

by Human110500 December 26, 2017

Kullen

Alpha male

HHEEYYY BABY GIRRRLLL Kullen is an alpha male

by aallpphhaa mmaallee May 3, 2022

kluger

A mythical creature with a large penis, typically more than half of it's body weight

-I think I saw a Kluger in the woods, but my friend said "It's not a Kluger."
-I am hung like a Kluger!

by BJ October 15, 2003

kule

A version of the word cool. Often meaning awesome, epic, amazing.

Person A: Check out my new track!
Person B: Aw shit, dude, that's kule!

by 333numberofthekule December 23, 2013

kudge

A mixture of blood, sweat, semen, urine, feces, boogers, vomit, mucus, dandruff, diarrhea, saliva, earwax, phlegm, stool water, snot, rheum, vaginal juices, pimple puss, tears, oily discharge, head grease, etc.

What a load of kudge!

by juliomatic May 10, 2010

KUGER

kuger are ladies between the age of 30 -40. who dress up like hot chicks and are usualy unmarried or divorced.in short MILF'S

john: man u see the kuger walkin down the street... ?
roy: yo man that milf makes me pop a boner.........

by SUMIT October 11, 2007