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KwanzaaChristmukkah

the politically correct way to recognize the three main holidays during the seasons. A quick and easy way to combine the three faiths (Christianity, Judaism, and people who celebrate Kwanzaa) rather than saying "Happy Holidays". The safe way to wish someone a happy holiday without accidentally offending him/her if they are not of the faith you assumed.
Happy KwanzaaChristmukkah
by piratemaxx December 20, 2010
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Kwanzaa Burp

When you fart, burp and vomit at the same time during kwanzaa dinner
Dude, we should totally do a kwanzaa Burp right now
by fartman27 January 3, 2022
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Light the Kwanzaa Candles

"Lighting the Kwanzaa Candles", especially when paired with a wink or raise of the eyebrows, could mean smoking crack cocaine.
If an african american man (traditionally) were to ask you to help him "Light the Kwanzaa Candles" he will most likely pull out a pipe and crack if you agree
by FreshPrinceofBelaire January 13, 2011
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Kwanzaa hut

A makeshift temporary shelter of any kind to protect the occupants from the elements
We were freezing balls until we made that Kwanzaa hut, then we were warm like lil' welfare nigs during Kwanzaa.
by MammieJammie January 4, 2017
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Kwanzaa Klown

A black man wearing a festive hat. The clothing normally has nothing to do with the setting.
Man, I was at the gym and there was some Kwanzaa Klown just creeping in the locker room.
by TheNatorGator January 4, 2012
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Kwanzaa Faced

to get completly wasted during Kwanzaa
shit i'm Kwanzaa faced hand me another match
by JdogTwodolla November 28, 2010
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kwanzaa(name)

A very pretty,stylish and deep girl,usually tall and big eyed. She doesn't say much but yet full of surprises.Kwanzaas are creative by nature and are usually lonely due to their confusing personality,they come across as rude but once you get to know them, they're really nice people
Dextor:Yo what do yo name mean
Kwanzaa:first ma brother
Dexter:damn imma call yo ass first, start, foundation and the begging
Kwanzaa:hell no brother I'm the start my brother

Dexter:whatever my sister
Kwanzaa:Kwanzaa(name) is the beginning of the first fruit in the harvest period
by Donell Lawrence April 1, 2020
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