kristiankrake

Shite scuffed streamer, with small penis. Wishes he was whizzski.

Worst gamer in the world, has a big crush on blue after Imvanbun rejected him.
Kris once sent a pick of his tiktak to a girl. She replied "1, 2, 3, 4 . I declare a thumb war"

If my son ever was like KristianKrake, Id abort it

by Whizzski April 16, 2022

cristiano

A man who is honest, loyal, faithful, full of life and always true to their significant other. Creative and extremely handsome, smart, and knows what he wants; knows how to set his goals, including having a great soul that any person would be lucky to be with.

Girl 1: I met this amazing guy who is very creative and impresses on how smart he is.
Girl 2: Really! He sounds like a Cristiano to me.

by Moon_goddess June 16, 2014

Kristian

The sexy and popular male that everybody falls in love with immediately. Kristians are very sexual and are known to have big cocks and a six pack. Kristians are also very athletic and are known to be great bikers. No one can dislike a Kristian.

That guy is such a Kristian.
Wow! That biker's name must be Kristian!
Kristian is great in bed!
That sexy guy must be a Kristian.

by Lauren Daney October 9, 2012

Kristijonas

Well all of the guys are cool but Kristijonas is the best as a friend or as a boyfriend. He is very good looking dude he reminds everyone of Kanapeckas and he looks kinda like Jesus Crist too. And boyz dont forget to be careful because he is the cutest creature alive.

-Hey, did you see Kristijonas ?!?!
-Yeah, Kristijonas is pretty cute indeed. ;^)
-I have heard that Kristijonas is a very kind guy...

-Oh, wooow. And I have heard that Kristijonas doesn't have a gf.
-What?! No way!!! Kristijonas is so gorgeous that it can't be true. I want some of Kristijonas in my life... :*

by Samaped 1312 69 mf nick guurrr November 6, 2019

Kristian

The perfect man, loving, caring, sexy, the best lover ever...

I love Kristian...

by sunshine73 April 7, 2010

Kristian

Kristian is the name of a pretty great guy. He probably has tan skin, glasses, a nice jaw line, and a pretty nice head of hair. If you're really lucky, he's tall as all hell. They're pretty fun to be around, and will just make your day without even trying. Little do you know, it wasn't so effortless. He trys his hardest every single day to make his friends and loved ones happy. what he hopes for the most is that people notice the things he does for other people and the amount of time he sacrifices. He truly cares about other people more than himself, and wouldn't hesitate for a second to help someone he cares about out when they need it the most. Even when he has to be painfully honest. If you have a Kristian in your life, you're lucky as hell. If you're in love with one, you should be happy to know that he'd be happy to take up a relationship with basically any down to earth person. If a Kristian is in love with you, you're the coolest person on the planet. If you don't love him back, hang around him more, he'll grow on you.

Did you see the birthday gift he got him/her? He's such a Kristian!
I can't believe I'm dating a Kristian, I'm the luckiest guy/girl on the planet!

by KristianLover625 August 9, 2019

krishianimations

gablin. Only knows amogus and dababy, always has his hands in his pockets for no particular reason. do not touch him unless you want to contract several diseases

Krishianimations: when the imposter is sus!!!!!!!!! XD LOL!
nachoman: you’re so fucking annoying
Krishianimations: ah shush fam I’ll chef you up!

by big_nacho June 21, 2021